[backdated to a point before I started failing horribly]

[astalavampire]

[Somewhere near the fabled "edge of camp," not too far from the barrier, where these sorts of scenes almost always take place, there is... wait for it... a plane. It's pretty new looking, despite bearing a striking resemblance to a commercial passenger plane, circa 1930. Not far from the aircraft are two things: an impressive pile of luggage, and a kitty traveling crate roughly large enough to house a full-grown tiger. Not far from there stands one (1) considerably perplexed Methuselah examining what looks a lot like a flight itinerary, and one (1) abso-damn-lutely baffled Grecian minion doing the same.]

[MOST DELAYED FAREWELL POST, EVAR. OH MY GOD.]