Oh my god what.

[astalavampire]

Ganked from
conjuringsmile


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I donated bone marrow to
eatsroadkill  in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In July I gave
mypenismightier  a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Saturday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In January I put money in
zero_quality  's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Wednesday I set
2nd_slinger  's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been nice (317 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
astalavampire

...

I think I hurt myself laughing.  Which is good, because I could seriously use the laughter.

Oh my god what.  Just... what.