I've been naughty!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Wednesday I pulled deathbatdolly's hair (-5 points). In March I broke thiyavat's X-Box (-12 points). Last month I bought porn for frankthebaptist (10 points). In February I bought porn for marksplatter (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-25 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
ast_er_ius