Shamelessly robbed trampline_girl for this...
On the twelfth day of Christmas, assvampkitty sent to me...
Twelve shinigamitabris drumming
Eleven the_0lives piping
Ten tha_w3rms a-leaping
Nine singinbutterflys dancing
Eight trampoline_girls a-milking
Seven pixie0fd00ms a-swimming
Six junelleys a-laying
Five chri-i-i-is21718s
Four monkees
Three video games
Two x games
...and a bam in a shi_illegitima.