home among these mountain tops can be so awfully dull
I forget, sometimes, that my internet shuts off at 11 pm EST. But then I remember, and the ~rage comes rushing back.
The ability to limit a person's internet is one of the greatest crimes of the century. It's right up there with global warming, the Rwandan genocide, and the mullet.
(obviously my priorities are in order. obviously~)
I do believe that I had other spectacularly interesting and gripping things to say. But I seem to have forgotten them now. SO I SHALL PLACATE YOU WITH CAKE WRECKS. It's beautiful~, guys. It's like Cake Boss if everyone on Cake Boss was insane and unable to make cakes (they are insane, but their cakes are gorgeous, jfc).
also, note to self: DAMMIT KIM, WRITE THOSE JEOPARDY QUESTIONS OR YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD TO THE HUMAN RACE WILL BE ~REVOKED.
eta: ALSO, PS, HI: favourite thing ever in the history of ever. ~ARE YOU A DOCTOR OR A LACTATION SPECIALIST~ indeed
The ability to limit a person's internet is one of the greatest crimes of the century. It's right up there with global warming, the Rwandan genocide, and the mullet.
(obviously my priorities are in order. obviously~)
I do believe that I had other spectacularly interesting and gripping things to say. But I seem to have forgotten them now. SO I SHALL PLACATE YOU WITH CAKE WRECKS. It's beautiful~, guys. It's like Cake Boss if everyone on Cake Boss was insane and unable to make cakes (they are insane, but their cakes are gorgeous, jfc).
also, note to self: DAMMIT KIM, WRITE THOSE JEOPARDY QUESTIONS OR YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD TO THE HUMAN RACE WILL BE ~REVOKED.
eta: ALSO, PS, HI: favourite thing ever in the history of ever. ~ARE YOU A DOCTOR OR A LACTATION SPECIALIST~ indeed