these old shoes ain't getting any younger
GUYS.
I LOVE KRISTOPHER NEIL ALLEN.
HE IS MY FAVOURITE PERSON RN. AND I AM ~PROUD TO SAY THAT.
KRIS IS ALL "OH SNAP, REALLY, KIM?" AND I'M ALL "HELL YES, BB. ILU!"
AND THEN HE'S ALL:
AND I'M JUST LIKE, "AWW, BB, COULD YOU BE ANY MORE ADORABLE?"
AND HE'S LIKE, "HELL YES!"
AND I'M ALL, "HOLY FUCK, YOU JUST GOT /EVEN MORE ADORABLE/. I DIDN'T THINK THAT IT WAS ~POSSIBLE. *PAUSE* BUT, BUT, I BET THAT YOU CAN'T GET EVEN ~SEXIER.
AND HE'S ALL, "SRSLY, BB? I THINK YOU SHOULD STAND BACK WHILE I UNLEASH MY KICKASS DANCE MOVES"
AND THEN I'M ALL, "..." (BECAUSE I'M DEAD FROM THE SEX, OBVSK).
AND HE'S ALL, "SHIT, DID I KILL HER?"
AND THEN I COME BACK, BECAUSE I'M WORRIED FOR MY BB.
AND FUCK IS HE TERRIFIED AT MY APPARENT ~RESURRECTION.
AND THEN SOME MORE GQ MOTHERFUCKERS SHOW UP AND ARE ALL:
AND THEN WE ALL RAN OFF INTO THE SUNSET. I MEAN, POCKET IDOL GOT HIS LOVE, POLLY POCKET (HIS WIFE, FOR ALL OF THOSE NOT IN THE KNOW), BUT /THEN/ WE FROLICKED INTO THE SUNSET.
AND EVERYTHING WAS FUN, AND AWESOME, AND CHILL, AND BUTTERFLIES, AND RAINBOWS, AND DAVID COOK TOTALLY SHOWED UP HALF-WAY THROUGH TO ADD TO THE AWESOME, AND THEN SOME OTHER AWESOME PEOPLE SHOWED UP, AND IT WAS AMAZING. ♥
PS. If you didn't read all of that? WE CANNOT BE FRIENDS ANYMORE.
I LOVE KRISTOPHER NEIL ALLEN.
HE IS MY FAVOURITE PERSON RN. AND I AM ~PROUD TO SAY THAT.
KRIS IS ALL "OH SNAP, REALLY, KIM?" AND I'M ALL "HELL YES, BB. ILU!"
AND THEN HE'S ALL:
AND I'M JUST LIKE, "AWW, BB, COULD YOU BE ANY MORE ADORABLE?"
AND HE'S LIKE, "HELL YES!"
AND I'M ALL, "HOLY FUCK, YOU JUST GOT /EVEN MORE ADORABLE/. I DIDN'T THINK THAT IT WAS ~POSSIBLE. *PAUSE* BUT, BUT, I BET THAT YOU CAN'T GET EVEN ~SEXIER.
AND HE'S ALL, "SRSLY, BB? I THINK YOU SHOULD STAND BACK WHILE I UNLEASH MY KICKASS DANCE MOVES"
AND THEN I'M ALL, "..." (BECAUSE I'M DEAD FROM THE SEX, OBVSK).
AND HE'S ALL, "SHIT, DID I KILL HER?"
AND THEN I COME BACK, BECAUSE I'M WORRIED FOR MY BB.
AND FUCK IS HE TERRIFIED AT MY APPARENT ~RESURRECTION.
AND THEN SOME MORE GQ MOTHERFUCKERS SHOW UP AND ARE ALL:
AND THEN WE ALL RAN OFF INTO THE SUNSET. I MEAN, POCKET IDOL GOT HIS LOVE, POLLY POCKET (HIS WIFE, FOR ALL OF THOSE NOT IN THE KNOW), BUT /THEN/ WE FROLICKED INTO THE SUNSET.
AND EVERYTHING WAS FUN, AND AWESOME, AND CHILL, AND BUTTERFLIES, AND RAINBOWS, AND DAVID COOK TOTALLY SHOWED UP HALF-WAY THROUGH TO ADD TO THE AWESOME, AND THEN SOME OTHER AWESOME PEOPLE SHOWED UP, AND IT WAS AMAZING. ♥
PS. If you didn't read all of that? WE CANNOT BE FRIENDS ANYMORE.