"I like sporks more than I like foons."
"My favourite colour is green, natch."
"Do you have any other hobbies? Well, murder. I don't know if that's a hobby as much as a passion. It's just something I do in my spare time."
"I'm gonna dance. I just did a little dance."
"Stop watching this show and study for your two finals. That's ridiculus. Yes, I did just say 'ridikulus'." (damn you, JGreen, because that almost totally applies to me.)
"Somebody has to poo-oop."
YES, THESE ARE JUST A FEW OF THE AMAZING QUOTES YOU COULD HAVE HEARD YOURSELF IF YOU WERE WATCHING JOHN GREEN'S
BLOGTV SHOW.
PS. From the comments: "I do not have a dong ... but I want one" THEY TOTALLY MEANT DOG, OH MY GOD. FREUDIAN!
PS2. Everyone is bitching about the AP exams in the main room! YOU CAN TOO, IF YOU GO.
ETA. Looking for a non-dirty e.e. cummings poem is apparently VERY DIFFICULT. Also, John is plugging Cheezits like crazy. (coincidentally, e.e. cummings is FAB.)