I finished my first paragraph, guys! THIS IS EXCITING. IT IS OVER A PAGE LONG. AND UTTER SHITE.
I am absolutely useless and should be culled immediately so that I do not affect the rest of the herd.
Now I just have to write a paragraph about the OTHER explorers (which is largely repetition, so I'll have to fix that and shit) and MAYBE one about the navy, and I'm on schedule!
Except that I have to finish my English outline tonight.
prod ETA: Forgot to mention that the first paragraph has this phrase in it: "sucks so hard, it should really be charging for it." I'm sure that Mr. Curley will REALLY appreciate that one.
ETA 2: completely unrelated, but I am procrastinating, and I thought Kay might like this:
"You can't kill a Hufflepuff, it's like dogmatic law. Bastards are invinsible."
"James, Hufflepuffs are humans too."
"They're not. They're god like creatures. "
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