obviously you're not well suited to three dimensional chess

[assuringlynerdy]

IRON MAN = HOT, SEXY, AWESOME LOVE, Y/N? (AND IN COMMUNIST RUSSIA, Y IS THE ONLY ANSWER).

AND THE BIG BANG THEORY = ADORABLE, NERDY, EQUALLY AWESOME LOVE. FYI.

(PS. MAYBE THREE DIMENSIONAL CANDY LAND WOULD BE MORE YOUR SPEED. IT MUST BE HUMBLING TO SUCK ON SO MANY DIFFERENT LEVELS. SHELDON, ILU! ♥)