the tunnels are obvious; she'd see it coming
OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG. I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!
The Secret Life of the American Teenager is the FUNNIEST thing in the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD, SWEAR TO GOD.
- THE GIRL GETS PREGNANT, FIRST OFF.
- THEN SHE DATES ANOTHER BOY, AND HE SAYS HE LOVES HER AFTER ONLY ONE DATE.
- AND SHE SAYS SHE LOVES HIM TOO!
- AND THE DAD APPARENTLY KNOWS AND IS, GET THIS, OK WITH IT. LULZ.
- THERE'S THIS GIRL, RIGHT? SHE'S A SUPER-SLUT. AND SHE'S 'DATING' THE DUDE THAT GOT THE MAIN CHARACTER (AMY) PREGNANT, AND THEY'RE HAVING LOADS OF SEX (THEY BOTH HAVE SHIT REPUTATIONS). AND NOW SHE'S SHOCKED AT THE IDEA THAT HE MIGHT BE USING HER FOR SEX. SHOCKED.
- THE SUPER-CHRISTIAN GIRL'S FAMILY HAS A RANDOM MENTALLY-CHALLENGED BROTHER! HIS ONLY SCENES ARE COMIC RELIEF, AND HE'S ONLY THERE TO SHOW HOW GREAT THE FAMILY IS.
- THE ASIAN GIRL SPURTS OFF RANDOM SEX FACTS INVOLVING PERCENTAGES.
- THEY USE THE TERM 'BED BUDDIES'. GOOD GOD, THAT'S AMAZING.
And then there's something that makes me kind of sort of like the show (on a non-lulzy level): (SUPER SPOILER OF DOOM)
The guy who got Amy pregnant was sexually abused by his father. And he's SUCH an ass, but it's kind of reasonable.
Plus, I find his totes hilarious. And kind of awesome.
ETA: HE JUST PROPOSED. I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW. AND ALL THE COUPLES AROUND THEM ARE FIGHTING AND SHIT AND SHE'S CRYING AND I'M HYPERVENTILATING I'M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD.
AND SHE ACTUALLY CONSIDERED IT. LULZ.
AND SHIT, SHE JUST CALLED HERSELF A WHORE. 'WELL, YOU'RE MY WHORE.' DAMN STRAIGHT, BEN. DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT.
THE END.
The Secret Life of the American Teenager is the FUNNIEST thing in the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD, SWEAR TO GOD.
- THE GIRL GETS PREGNANT, FIRST OFF.
- THEN SHE DATES ANOTHER BOY, AND HE SAYS HE LOVES HER AFTER ONLY ONE DATE.
- AND SHE SAYS SHE LOVES HIM TOO!
- AND THE DAD APPARENTLY KNOWS AND IS, GET THIS, OK WITH IT. LULZ.
- THERE'S THIS GIRL, RIGHT? SHE'S A SUPER-SLUT. AND SHE'S 'DATING' THE DUDE THAT GOT THE MAIN CHARACTER (AMY) PREGNANT, AND THEY'RE HAVING LOADS OF SEX (THEY BOTH HAVE SHIT REPUTATIONS). AND NOW SHE'S SHOCKED AT THE IDEA THAT HE MIGHT BE USING HER FOR SEX. SHOCKED.
- THE SUPER-CHRISTIAN GIRL'S FAMILY HAS A RANDOM MENTALLY-CHALLENGED BROTHER! HIS ONLY SCENES ARE COMIC RELIEF, AND HE'S ONLY THERE TO SHOW HOW GREAT THE FAMILY IS.
- THE ASIAN GIRL SPURTS OFF RANDOM SEX FACTS INVOLVING PERCENTAGES.
- THEY USE THE TERM 'BED BUDDIES'. GOOD GOD, THAT'S AMAZING.
And then there's something that makes me kind of sort of like the show (on a non-lulzy level): (SUPER SPOILER OF DOOM)
The guy who got Amy pregnant was sexually abused by his father. And he's SUCH an ass, but it's kind of reasonable.
Plus, I find his totes hilarious. And kind of awesome.
ETA: HE JUST PROPOSED. I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW. AND ALL THE COUPLES AROUND THEM ARE FIGHTING AND SHIT AND SHE'S CRYING AND I'M HYPERVENTILATING I'M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD.
AND SHE ACTUALLY CONSIDERED IT. LULZ.
AND SHIT, SHE JUST CALLED HERSELF A WHORE. 'WELL, YOU'RE MY WHORE.' DAMN STRAIGHT, BEN. DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT.
THE END.