viva la Slutmen!

Mar 21, 2022 19:51

todays date is November 2nd, 2022, 7:52 a.m.
throw in an anvil, some cream pies, and a spritzer bottle and you pretty much sum up my "life". beer too.
youve never lived until ......
well youve never lived
by the way
i will pay any/all of you 20 dollars a head(pun intended) to let me make a plaster cast of your face, so i can make a mold of your head, a replica of your hair, recreate your entire head and stick it on a pike. no, im serious. anything to watch you die.
wrap a dap me in foam and bring on the liquid latex, also build a foam fork and stick it in/to me because im goddamn done
th-th-th-thats all folks!
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