how do you get a nun pregnant?
you fuck her
so im driving down harper, minding my own business, when all of a sudden all these cars are going quickly into the left lane, where i am. i see an older couple riding a double bike, or whatever theyre called, noones honking, im baffled. when i pass them i lay on the horn and yell "get outta the damn road" or something. the lady gives me the finger..she looks at least 50, maybe late fifties..yes, her stupid pink glove has a middle finger sticking up from it. where the hell do old people get off??? she should of been baking me cookies and liking it.
so im driving down harper, minding my own business, when all of a sudden all these cars are going quickly into the left lane, where i am. i see an older couple riding a double bike, or whatever theyre called, noones honking, im baffled. when i pass them i lay on the horn and yell "get outta the damn road" or something. the lady gives me the finger..she looks at least 50, maybe late fifties..yes, her stupid pink glove has a middle finger sticking up from it. where the hell do old people get off??? she should of been baking me cookies and liking it.