I need to get a life

Apr 20, 2008 01:56

So I spent about twelve hours in this epic chatroom on deviantART today. I know, I know, I have issues, but it was fun!


Awesome things that happened to me:

--I played pirates with Near.
--Near doesn't like Matt all that much (he's jealous XD), so he stated that Matt was not invited to play pirates. I stated that I was willing to play pirates with Matt later, if he wanted to, and he told me he would be happy to play pirates with me. *GIANT SQUEE*
--I informed Near that he is badass and it made him happy. He demonstrated his badassity by hissing at me, and it made me shake in my boots (from fear, not laughter, Matt!) Light thought that I was making fun of Near, but Light is kind of a bitch.
--I made three new deviantART friends!
--The greatest band ever was created, but I can't remember its name except that it was "Something Pen" D: But it was totally metal. BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK TIMES INFINITY.

(I am such a Near fangirl right now, btw. I seriously get a little thrill of happiness inside every time he says something to me. This might have something to do with the fact that the person RPing Near makes him the CUTEST FUCKING THING IN THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD.)

Things I learned:

--It's not a good idea to smack someone on the back of the head when they were concussed the day before.
--The best way to defend the world from Kira is with a Pointy Stick Katana Army. If you try to take away our katanas, you are a Kira supporter.
--Matt is a totally rad, awesome and laid-back dood, and he's really, really nice. This is great support for my Matt = Lupin theory.
--Matt has surveillance cameras set up in the chatroom, so he knows whats going on even when he isn't there.
--In fact, the bot that has been lurking in the room for the past couple of days is actually Matt. Don't even try to tell me that I'm wrong D8
--I am a dirty, dirty girl, and I like it that Matt watches me while I sleep. On his surveillance camera.
--Matty and his Jew ways make me hyperventilate when I laugh.
--I shouldn't pick on the Jews like that, because they've been through so much.
--I shouldn't pick on Matty like that, because he's been through so much.
--I have badass t-shirt-making skillz.

A couple of crack-filled excerpts:

* le-Chick drinks juice
JOOS IS FUNNER
JEWS ARE FUNNER?
LOL
WELL THAT TOO
ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE MATTS
BUT ACTUALLY I MEANT JUICE
* argentwings is laughing so hard she can't breathe
DAMN YOU MATT
YOU AND YOUR JEW WAYS
MAKING ME HYPERVENTILATE
DON'T BLAME THE JEWS!
I DON'T BLAME THE JEWS
I BLAME MATT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9yAkBSrMk0&feature=inbox
* argentwings watches video
* argentwings hyperventilates
DUN BLAME MATT AGAIN
DAMN I WAS JUST ABOUT TO
OKAY
I BLAME YOU
D8! DON'T BLAME ME!
I DO
* argentwings HYPERVENTILATES AGAIN

le-Chick: did you kill anyone while i was away?
Satu-Chan: MAYBEEE
le-Chick: and whom did you kill?
Satu-Chan: no one
argentwings: I didn't kill anybody, did I?
le-Chick: YOU KILLED MY DREAMS D8
argentwings: LOL
'SIDES THAT, WHO?
le-Chick: HITLET
argentwings: LOL. STFU. YOU ALL MAKE FUN OF MY TYPOS
FIRST FUNNER
THEN HITLET
IT NEVER ENDS
* argentwings is hyperventilating AGAIN
argentwings: GOD.DAMN.
argentwings: BREATHEEE *shakefish*
* argentwings is breathing nao

(Funner and Hitlet are both chatroom in-jokes, and both originated with le-Chick.)

* argentwings's computer went into hibernation because she forgot to plug it back in
argentwings: LIKE SQUIRRELS
* argentwings feeds her computer some acorns

Satu-Chan: I don't know if you got the memo, but Near is BADASS
argentwings: yes i did! (i'm gonna make that shirt BTW)
Satu-Chan: NEAR IS THE BADASSEST OF ALL
argentwings: Near's ass is DEFFO the baddest XD
le-Chick: I know that, because my SHIRT told me so
argentwings: yes he is! has he been told this?
Satu-Chan: Yeah, I told him!
argentwings: did u seriously make that into a shirt already?
Satu-Chan: .....no

(I'm going to, though! It will say "TOYS-R-ME IS BADASS")

* argentwings FUCKING LOVES CAPSLOCK
CAPSLOCK ABUSE IS FUN
* le-Chick does it way too often
* argentwings interpreted "le-Chick does it way too often" in a filthy way
OKAY I'M GOING TO STOP TYPING IN CAPS NOW
* argentwings IS LYING
* interpreted "le-Chick does it way too often" in a filthy way

* le-Chick is tired so is acting a bit high
WANNA KNOW WHY I FEEL HIGH?!??!?!
le/-Chick: I DO I DO I DO!!!!!!!!!!
It's 4/20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [i.e. midnight]
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH~~!!
Happy 4/20 everyone
le-Chick: ONCE WHEN I WAS HIGH ON SLEEP DEPRIVATION, I CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE CATERPILLER IS DE KING OF DE JUNGLE
TRUFAX
argentwings: DAYUMMMMMMMMMMM. THAT'S SOO PHILIOMASOPHICALL
le-Chick: "philiomasophicall" ?
le-Chick: IT IS THE KIND OF PHILIOMASOPHICALL SHIT THAT YOU CAN ONLY COME UP WITH WHEN YOU'RE IN MEXICO AND BEING FORCED TO WALK TO THE BREAD PLACE AT 7 AM
THAT WAS SOME REALLY GOOD BREAD, THOUGH
argentwings: LOOOORDDDDDDDDDDD LOLOLOL. AND WHEN YOU'RE BREATHING ALL THE POLUTION IN MEHICO CITEH, RITE?
argentwings: I LIEK, LUV BREAD.
le-Chick: ACTUALLY I WAS IN A RURAL AREA BUT THERE WAS A LOT OF COW POO
* argentwings is going to marry a loaf of bread
argentwings: YOO GOT MAD COW, DAMN.
* argentwings is laughing far too much at her own jokes
* argentwings is a giant dork
8D

IM, LIEK, LEAVING.
CUZ YOU ALL SUCK :|
NOT~ REALLY~~
le-Chick: NO YOU SUCK
I LOVE YOU ALL
YOU MADE ME HYPERVENTILATE, YOU BETCH
HIPPY HUGS ALL AROUND
WITH YOUR FUNNER HITLET
YER JEALOUS OF MY FUNNER AND MY HITLET

(I TOTALLY AM!)

We don't actually talk in caps that much--in fact, you can get kicked out of the chatroom for excessive capslock. But none of the people who kick you out for that shit were there while we were doing it, and it was fun, and it suited the tone of the conversation.

LOL THIS ENTRY TURNED OUT REALLY LONG. AND IT TOOK A LONG TIME BECAUSE I HAD TO EDIT THE CONVOS SO THEY ACTUALLY MADE SENSE. I HOPE IT'S ENTERTAINING TO SOMEONE BESIDES ME. HOORAH CAPSLOCK!

series: death note, crack

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