i've been waiting since birth to find a love that would look and feel like a movie;

[assplund]

From fallenidol_453

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess (in the comments).
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions. (No cheating while guessing!)

1. "If I believed in fate, I wouldn't be playing with loaded dice." The Road to El Dorado; guessed by episode
2. "And what if there is no hell, or they don't want us there? Ever think of that?" Interview With the Vampire; guessed by punkypeggy and episode
3. A: Did you know without trigonometry, there'd be no engineering?
   B: Without lamps, there'd be no light. The Breakfast Club; guessed by punkypeggy
4. A: Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
   B: A picture of me?"
   A: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
5. "Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do to other places." Edward Scissorhands; guessed by punkypeggy
6. "I can shoot straight, if I don't have to shoot too far."
7. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is just for you and your daddy. You know, a sort of... father-son... thing. The Lion King; guessed by episode
8. A: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
   B: I have two guns, one for each of ya.
9. "I am an island. I am bloody Ibiza!"
10. "If I didn't know you better, I'd think you have the feigned indifference of a man in love."
11. "Invite him out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you'd like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies." Love Actually; guessed by cockshuttle
12. "Nazis. I hate these guys." Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, guessed by punkypeggy
13. "I'm madly in love with you, and it's not because of your brains or your personality." Little Miss Sunshine; guessed by fallenidol_453
14. "Let me tell you something, Mark. You humans, most of you, subscribe to this policy of an eye for an eye, a life for a life, which is known throughout the universe for its... stupidity. Even your Buddha and your Christ had quite a different vision. But nobody's paid much attention to them, not even your Buddhists and your Christians."
15. "Ah, good morning. Can I interest you in some nipples of Venus?"


Comments are screened so that everyone has a chance to guess. screw that, too complicated. editing with correct answers as they come.

I-I swear I'll post something with actual substance soon.