*scratches* I think I gots scabies

Feb 26, 2005 10:21

WHatsup ya'll?!11!11! So like I've been so tired as of lately cause im totally in bad shape and I've got concert "performances" every night. It's depressing to see so many empty seats as well.
I wuz thinkin if it was possibly to fake a knee ingury like Britney did and get out of the rest of my tour.
Anywayz im hungry so someones gonna go to Taco Bell and get one of everything and bring it back here, I don't know if everyone else wants anything, but im lyke so depressed and need to eat for the next couple of hourz.
And Ryan isnt caaaalllllllinnng Ennoooouuugh! :( I don't know what the hell his problem is anyone should be so lucky 2 have me as a gf.
I know he actually has talent and all and therefor is so much busier than me, but lyke WTF ya know?!111!
He NEEDS to call me EVERY hour ON the hour! I mean, Gawd! That's all I ask!11!

I'm gonna go wait for all my food to get here, Oh WAIT! I GOT IT!!

If I wanna end my tour early, I can just say that my "ACID REFLUX" is so bad I can't perform anymore!!
YES!! HELL YEAH! I figured out how to get out of this shit!!!

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Fuck....

Wait, nevermind, scratch that, everyone knows I already lipsynch.. The media would ahve a field day over that. They lyke totally need to get over themselves, cause I am like the bestestbest punK Rawk est singer in da world and ya'll is just jealous of my beauty and fame!1111!

I gotta run ya'll but I gots something for you to play with I found on sum website!
I think it's pretty fun,
Its all interactive and stuff, you can make me dance and do a hoedown!!!

http://liquidgeneration.com/games/ashlee_dance.asp

http://liquidgeneration.com/games/ashlee_dance.asp
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