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Ok guys, like my dad is totally bugging me to get off the computer, and I told him I need to finish this first.
He's all like "ash, look up a few plastic surgeons first, you need implants to make your tits as large as Jessica's!"
and then he was all like "ash, you have to go to your vocal coach, because you sound terrible and people are finally realising it bleh bleh bleh!"
Oh my Gaw dad! already!
I'm so talented and I duno why he doesn't see it.
I have acid reflux ya'll and it makes my voice bad sometimes. it's not really my fault!
Like, I mean, I totally sound like so rock and roll, and punk, I have a raspy rock voice and it's so PUNK!
I mean, I did sell MILLIONS of albums within a few days of my album coming out!
So what if it only REALLY happened because I had my dad get my my OWN reality show on MTV (called the Ashlee Simpson Show) and I had daddy make sure it was aired RIGHT after Nick and Jessicas show (Newlyweds)
I mean, thats totally how I got people to watch my show, cause they were already watching Newlyweds, and I just got jess's fans to be my fans! It worked so great!
Like, all I have to do is say "I'm jessica simpsons little sister Ashlee!
and thats why people LOVE me and my music!
Ugh, I gotta go, theres some loser outside looking for someone called "Booo you suck" I don't know why they are here, they were totally looking for that person after I was done singing at The Orange Bowl too, cause I heard them yelling for him/her!
He's all like "ash, look up a few plastic surgeons first, you need implants to make your tits as large as Jessica's!"
and then he was all like "ash, you have to go to your vocal coach, because you sound terrible and people are finally realising it bleh bleh bleh!"
Oh my Gaw dad! already!
I'm so talented and I duno why he doesn't see it.
I have acid reflux ya'll and it makes my voice bad sometimes. it's not really my fault!
Like, I mean, I totally sound like so rock and roll, and punk, I have a raspy rock voice and it's so PUNK!
I mean, I did sell MILLIONS of albums within a few days of my album coming out!
So what if it only REALLY happened because I had my dad get my my OWN reality show on MTV (called the Ashlee Simpson Show) and I had daddy make sure it was aired RIGHT after Nick and Jessicas show (Newlyweds)
I mean, thats totally how I got people to watch my show, cause they were already watching Newlyweds, and I just got jess's fans to be my fans! It worked so great!
Like, all I have to do is say "I'm jessica simpsons little sister Ashlee!
and thats why people LOVE me and my music!
Ugh, I gotta go, theres some loser outside looking for someone called "Booo you suck" I don't know why they are here, they were totally looking for that person after I was done singing at The Orange Bowl too, cause I heard them yelling for him/her!