Feb 06, 2005 18:47
So, what's up ya'll?!!1!11!!
We're getting cozy with our own little superbowl par-TAY right now! Daddy is giving us all some jesus Juice to drink and it's totally aweSOME! We're gonna get totally waisted! RawK ON!
But, anyHow, today wasn't so great earlier dispite some aweSome Rockin weather earlier.. We were all like goin to the store to get some snacks and food and some girlz were running behind us at the supermarKet to catch up with us, and I thought it was some of my 5,000 fanz so I got my spiffy rhinstone permanent marker out of my bag that I totally bought at Hot Topic because they're so Punk LYke me!
Well, they came up to me and I was all waiting for them to ask for AUtographS and pictures and one girl started screaming at me telling me "The jig is up and no one believes my shit" and another girl says I can't sing and I should save the world and stop now, and another girl called me a ugly bitch~! I was so dumbfounded and I was getting really upset and as my friends tried to pull me away 2 of the girls threw their burger king chocolate milkshakes all over me and totally messed up my hair and punK rawk clothing, and then people started laughing at me, and we ran out of the store because I was embarrased and crying!
Like OMG! Why are people so mean to mE! Can't they see I really wanna sing even though I have no talent at all and a disease that should be keeping me from singing anyhow..!!
I know I sound terrible live, and I have no experience, and im not professional, and ok, im not really puNk! I'm just Pretending to be Punk and it's NOT working..
So, I'm a big faker..
I admit it to the world!
I can't sing!
I can't dance,
my hair isnt naturally black
and im totally unprofessional, and spoiled and unappriciative of anything I have!
but can't ya'll just like love me and love my music cause im really trying as hard as I can!!
Ok, PSYCH!!!! I'm TOTALLY HAMMERED and I can't type while daddy is fondling my boobies!
I'm the bestESTest singer in the world and ya'll is just jealous that you didn't get caught lip synching too, and then have thosands of your fans burn your cds!
I gotta run ya'll but im goin out tomorrow and I'll have some juicy stuff to talk about unLike today!