Feb 01, 2005 19:14
Ahh last night me and my friends totally got so drunk and we were playing on our computers and stuff even though Im not good with computers at all.
I was poking some fun at myself, and especially my dumb,tone deaf loyal fans.
Like we were talking about this one girl who was stalking me not too long ago at this place we were all at and wouldnt stop following us until me and Ryan talked to her and took a photo with her. She was acting real scary like she was on crack or something because her eyes were all bloodshot and she was totally not able to form complete sentances..
Then again, the avarage age for my fans IS pretty low, so it's not their fault they are still so young, stupid and right?!! No pun against my fans because you are after all the ones who are stupid and gullable enough going out and buying my totally punk rawk cd and my concert tickets!
P.S. BUY more! Daddy is getting pissed I havnt sold out a single concert yet!
Oh yeah, back to this stalker crazy drug addict fan of mine.. Ahh, so sad, she cant be more than 13..
Wanna see her? We totally grabbed her picture of her with us too, and I was playing with it on paint because I don't have any better programs, but I wouldnt know how to use them anyhow, since I totally don't have a lot of time to be online and stuff.. I made some fun. =)
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My fans, ahh, I love them, I mean I have to.. Err, I mean I love them because they are so young, gullable, and buy my stuff and make me money! Yeah, I like money! I want to have more than Jess one day so I totally hope I learn how to sing soon..
I love how fans can be so loyal and stick up for me over and over saying im such a great singer when im really not! I just wish the people who don't like me would like totally listen to them and love me too! that would rock!
and they totally dont care how big my nose is! the only reason why I havnt had it fixed yet is because daddy says it gives me character! and I was like so confused when he said that, because I thought him and the record label already made me into a character to play?! Right?! The anti-Jessica, pretending im not trying to be the anti jessica, PunkRawk wannabee with no singing ability whom was given a record deal because jessica is my sister and I get to blame EVERYTHING on my acid reflux! I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY CHARACTER? Not my nose?! SOmeone Help im totally confused!
Anyhow! I totally have some pictures of me I wanna post soon! Be back laterz after dinner with RYan!
*kisses*
and go buy my ticketz or daddy will be so mad and I will have to cancel some of my tour dates and blame it on my acid reflux!!