I gotz a new job but...
Hey ya'll! I wanted to let you all know that I totally got a new job just incase my next record fails and I lyke run out of money and everything..
So.. lyke.. I heard McDonolds was hiring.... So I totally filled out an application and made sure I put down that Jessica was lyke my sister.. and I told them again when I got an interview and stuff and the manager was lyke "um if I hire you can I do you and your sister in the butt at the same time?" I was all lyke "oh well omg totally! just dont tell pappa joe cuz he told us no one is allowed to do us in da butt except for him" and he was lyke "cool you're hired!" and I wuz all lyke "totally punk rawk!"
So my first day of training I wuz working drive thru and lyke.. they fired me only after 2 hours!! They said that the customers were complaining about me soundin stoopid over da intercom and they didnt want "asslee simpson" touching their food. Lyke how rude!! anywayz.. the manager played back wut it was that I said when customers came, and I didn't think it sounded bad.. I thought it was totally professional! Like, MANAGER or a McDonalds type Professional!!11!! Totally!111
Heres wut I says:
"LIKE WELCOME TO LIKE MCDONOLDS AND STUFF. THIS IS ASHLEE SIMPSON, SO LIKE DONT FORGET MY NAME AND ALL, BECAUSE I WAS ONCE THE BEST POP SINGER AROUND LIKE........YOU KNOW LIKE? SO OK WHAT DO YOU LIKE, WANT YOU KNOW.....ON YOUR BURGER.....................LIKE??"
So.. lyke.. I heard McDonolds was hiring.... So I totally filled out an application and made sure I put down that Jessica was lyke my sister.. and I told them again when I got an interview and stuff and the manager was lyke "um if I hire you can I do you and your sister in the butt at the same time?" I was all lyke "oh well omg totally! just dont tell pappa joe cuz he told us no one is allowed to do us in da butt except for him" and he was lyke "cool you're hired!" and I wuz all lyke "totally punk rawk!"
So my first day of training I wuz working drive thru and lyke.. they fired me only after 2 hours!! They said that the customers were complaining about me soundin stoopid over da intercom and they didnt want "asslee simpson" touching their food. Lyke how rude!! anywayz.. the manager played back wut it was that I said when customers came, and I didn't think it sounded bad.. I thought it was totally professional! Like, MANAGER or a McDonalds type Professional!!11!! Totally!111
Heres wut I says:
"LIKE WELCOME TO LIKE MCDONOLDS AND STUFF. THIS IS ASHLEE SIMPSON, SO LIKE DONT FORGET MY NAME AND ALL, BECAUSE I WAS ONCE THE BEST POP SINGER AROUND LIKE........YOU KNOW LIKE? SO OK WHAT DO YOU LIKE, WANT YOU KNOW.....ON YOUR BURGER.....................LIKE??"