Oct 21, 2009 21:57
PRIVATE/UNHACKABLE
I've got that ultimate weapon prinny that Etna gave me.. and I know how to initiate a love ceremony.. Now to become the ultimate Overlord I need toooo.... Find a lover! That's it! HAAAAAHAHAHAHA! Then when I get out of here Zetta will have nothin on me! He'll practically have to submit to my awesomeness.
That and it is pretty lonely here... Zetta ditched me a few weeks after I got here, and then Pram left... even that sparkly guy and Gil left... damn... At least those Konoka and Setsuna girls talked to me.. that was pretty kickass.... DAMMIT! I can't be lonely! I'm a goddamn god of destruction! I don't need friends! HAHAHAHA!.... *sigh*
SO PUBLIC IT HURTS!
*Outside of the Wasted Baciel Tavern, Lightning strikes, and as per usual Alexander appears*
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Listen up all of you elligible ladies, The God of Destruction is now looking for a lover! So you ladies are gonna go on a date with me!
*As he speaks he rummages around in his pockets and procures a small book that reads "The complete Asshat's guide to falling in love.", He flips through some pages and stops to read something.*
"The date will consist of going out to dinner and or a movie and then somewhere romantic where you might get lucky..."
*He reads out loud*
So get your asses in gear!!
*As you have probably noticed by now, Alex is forcing ladies to date him, already taken? He probably doesn't care! Lesbien? He may not know what that is! Stop by if you think that going on a date with Alexander would be fun! Or if you just want to mess with him or something.*