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[asshat_overlord]

Private to Etna~

Hey, Etna~ We have a phantom guy here that needs to know the great joys of sex~ Cause he's a stiff and such, with morals

We need to come up with a solution to this travesty.

Comments

[etna_boogie]

Say it isn't so~!♥

[asshat_overlord]

If only I could, but alas, I can't.

[etna_boogie]

I guess it'll be up to me to show the backwater little phantom what he's missing~~

Odd, though~ I always thought someone as cute as him would have had a girlfriend right now, dead or no~

[asshat_overlord]

I know he's thinking about someone, no matter what he's sayin'

[etna_boogie]

I wonder if it's that little girl that he's always following around...

[asshat_overlord]

Maybe~

[etna_boogie]

Never would have pegged him to be a pedo~

[asshat_overlord]

Hah hah, well you know all that "love knows no bounds" crap they usually sprout.

[etna_boogie]

Hahaha~~ Humans are so silly♥

[asshat_overlord]

Oh well, gotta make do with what you got.

[etna_boogie]

Too true~

Hey, did you hear the good news?

[asshat_overlord]

If by good news you're talking about bug boy and the fallen angel?

[etna_boogie]

Better than that!

[asshat_overlord]

Better? Do tell!

[etna_boogie]

The porn store I worked at got blown up and now I'm a millionaire~

[asshat_overlord]

Y-You're rich?! Woah!