Texts From Last Night Meme

[aeterno_arma]

Texts From Last Night Meme
1. Go to Texts From Last Night and press random.
2. Choose one and post it to this post (one per comment). Your character is the one that sent it (you can edit names/change for troll quirks but generally leave it as is.)
3. Other characters respond. They're the ones who received the text (there can be more than one, mass

Comments

[afuckingtiger]

she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.

[aeterno_arma]

Just so you know, the second option doesn't really work.

[afuckingtiger]

are you speaking from experience

[aeterno_arma]

Yes.

But it was still good.

[afuckingtiger]

well shit who gives a fuck then

you were less drunk afterwards right?

[aeterno_arma]

yeha but I was more sleepy.

[moribundity]

...I'd do the same.

[afuckingtiger]

i know right? im pretty sure it doesn't work like that but why the fuck would i say no

[moribundity]

Maybe it does for her. Don't judge.

[afuckingtiger]

listen do i sound like i'm judging?

she gets to sober up

i get a free bj

win win

[moribundity]

It did for a second...
Have fun?

[afuckingtiger]

bjs rule

[Profound statement.]

[moribundity]

[ He really can't argue with that. Enjoy it, Boss! ]

[ragingblossom]

. . .

thanks for sharing?

[afuckingtiger]

listen im just giving out fucking LIFE LESSONS here

[387counts]

shit no kidding

where the fuck are you