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[assfingers]

Well Mr. Burns had done it,
The power plant had won it,
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while,
Mike Scioscia`s tragic illness made us smile,
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile...

We`re talkin` softball...
From Maine to San Diego.
Talkin` softball...
Mattingly and Canseco.
Ken Griffey`s grotesquely swollen jaw.
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law.
We`re talkin` Homer... Ozzie and the Straw.

We`re talkin` softball...
From Maine to San Diego.
Talkin` softball...
Mattingly and Canseco.
Ken Griffey`s grotesquely swollen jaw.
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law.
We`re talkin` Homer... Ozzie and the Straw