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NEW JERSEY OR BUST!
Day 1:
Get on a dirty ass bus. This thing was packed! Kim had to ride in my lap for a couple hours until some people (and i use the term "people" loosely here) got off and we were able to get our own seats.
I've smelled some nasty shit in my life but the one on the bus almost topped them all.. it was about 20 gallons of untreated human waste sloshing around in an open bucket. Holy jesus that shit stunk. And to make it better.. some stupid little retard kept commenting on the "smell" then he'd open the fuckin shit can door to verify it stunk... flooding the bus with the smell of death.
For some reason, Kim thought the smell of rotten shit was the funniest thing in the world :/
Then it was to.. tally? I barely remember, it was a lot of nothing happening in one day.. thing after thing and at the same time, nothing. I do remember a dirty punk rock/biker slut with a horrible haircut that was cursing to herself and burping really loud.
We saw a flipped over bus right out side of Ball-T-More. Kinda freaky since we were riding in a similar bus.
Ohh.. we saw the Statue of LIberty! (although it was about 4 miles away and covered in a think film of smog)
After that it was a couple of train rides to get the new Shaggin' Wagon!
We got it! and it's pretty A-OK! Drives fine, AC works.. decent this and that. Plus enough room for a kid and a pile of shit in the back!
All the way back. 1175 miles!!! no problems.. until..
We got to the corner of lewis turner and highway 85 and there was backed up traffic.. after sitting in it for 20 minutes, i decided to cut around 3 cars and hit the turning lane. (yes, i was on the shoulder but traffic was at a standstill and i wasn't endangering anyone by driving 3mph) anyway.. one of the cars passed with an unmarked cop.. to make it fast - A $116 ticket for passing on the shoulder.
Pretty fucking lame if you ask me.. the guy was just being a jackass.
If anyone is actually reading this and would care to contribute to my ticket fund, please send $ to my paypal address: beatlittlekids@hotmail.com
THANKS!
Day 1:
Get on a dirty ass bus. This thing was packed! Kim had to ride in my lap for a couple hours until some people (and i use the term "people" loosely here) got off and we were able to get our own seats.
I've smelled some nasty shit in my life but the one on the bus almost topped them all.. it was about 20 gallons of untreated human waste sloshing around in an open bucket. Holy jesus that shit stunk. And to make it better.. some stupid little retard kept commenting on the "smell" then he'd open the fuckin shit can door to verify it stunk... flooding the bus with the smell of death.
For some reason, Kim thought the smell of rotten shit was the funniest thing in the world :/
Then it was to.. tally? I barely remember, it was a lot of nothing happening in one day.. thing after thing and at the same time, nothing. I do remember a dirty punk rock/biker slut with a horrible haircut that was cursing to herself and burping really loud.
We saw a flipped over bus right out side of Ball-T-More. Kinda freaky since we were riding in a similar bus.
Ohh.. we saw the Statue of LIberty! (although it was about 4 miles away and covered in a think film of smog)
After that it was a couple of train rides to get the new Shaggin' Wagon!
We got it! and it's pretty A-OK! Drives fine, AC works.. decent this and that. Plus enough room for a kid and a pile of shit in the back!
All the way back. 1175 miles!!! no problems.. until..
We got to the corner of lewis turner and highway 85 and there was backed up traffic.. after sitting in it for 20 minutes, i decided to cut around 3 cars and hit the turning lane. (yes, i was on the shoulder but traffic was at a standstill and i wasn't endangering anyone by driving 3mph) anyway.. one of the cars passed with an unmarked cop.. to make it fast - A $116 ticket for passing on the shoulder.
Pretty fucking lame if you ask me.. the guy was just being a jackass.
If anyone is actually reading this and would care to contribute to my ticket fund, please send $ to my paypal address: beatlittlekids@hotmail.com
THANKS!