My new girlfriend...
The continuation of Kim's journal.
Jerking 9 2 5: What would you like my permission for?
Slikpoetsongs: your wife
Jerking 9 2 5: Oh.... you want her to watch?
Slikpoetsongs: no you to watch us
Slikpoetsongs: me and your wife
Jerking 9 2 5: Oh.. so you want my wife to kick your ass?
Slikpoetsongs: we are really fond of each other as she may have told you
Slikpoetsongs: yes...if she has the right tools
Jerking 9 2 5: Oh..she has some boxing gloves.
Jerking 9 2 5: But bare knuckles would be better.
Slikpoetsongs: paddles?
Jerking 9 2 5: I'm sure she could come up with something like a paddle.. maybe a bat?
Slikpoetsongs: i like the picture of her in her panties
Jerking 9 2 5: Which one? I didn't see that one.
Slikpoetsongs: oh yeah she showed me it...and we fell in love
Jerking 9 2 5: Was it the one in the red panties or the blue ones?
Slikpoetsongs: black
Jerking 9 2 5: Oh.. she doesn't own black ones.
Jerking 9 2 5: Maybe it was my other wife?
Slikpoetsongs: well in this picture they were black
Jerking 9 2 5: Maybe they were dirty?
Slikpoetsongs: maybe...where do you live
Jerking 9 2 5: FWB
Slikpoetsongs: would you want to get together and watch me perform on her
Jerking 9 2 5: I'd rather watch her perform on you.
Jerking 9 2 5: With a bat
Slikpoetsongs: no we're in love man
Jerking 9 2 5: Possibly, but I doubt it :)
Slikpoetsongs: she already met me and gave me one
Slikpoetsongs: she gave me one in a public bathroom
Jerking 9 2 5: One? One hit to the head or two? you seem to be out of your mind.
Slikpoetsongs: why
Jerking 9 2 5: Because 1. you are a creepy/ugly dude. and 2. you seem to think you are a girl and 3. maybe you should read that crap you write.
Slikpoetsongs: u do
Jerking 9 2 5: Yeah.. you are a moron. So, where did you get that picture taken?
Slikpoetsongs: nyc
Jerking 9 2 5: Oh yeah? Got one of you in a dress?
Slikpoetsongs: yup
Slikpoetsongs: u?
Jerking 9 2 5: Yeah..but lemme see yours first.
Slikpoetsongs: no u 1st
Jerking 9 2 5: Well, this has gotten boring. Leave my wife alone.
Slikpoetsongs: no
Jerking 9 2 5: Then continue to harrass her and by all means, I'll be happy to contact the police. :)
Slikpoetsongs: she doesnt' exist
Jerking 9 2 5: Only one way to find out.. continue to bother her.
Slikpoetsongs: if she exists prove it
Jerking 9 2 5: OK.. continue harrassing her. You will get your proof via a couple cops knocking on your door with a court order.
Slikpoetsongs: she doesn't exist
Slikpoetsongs: u have no wife
Slikpoetsongs: send me a 2nd picture of her
Jerking 9 2 5: Ok.
Jerking 9 2 5: hold on.
Slikpoetsongs: very good
Jerking 9 2 5: Ok, sent.
Slikpoetsongs: nothing was sent
Jerking 9 2 5: OH DEAR!!!
Slikpoetsongs: which proves she doesn't exist
Jerking 9 2 5: Sure does, smart guy. :)
Jerking 9 2 5: You and your dresses have won.
Slikpoetsongs: i have that send your wife's pic
Jerking 9 2 5: Ok. sent.
Slikpoetsongs: nothing was sent
Jerking 9 2 5: Oh my word!
Slikpoetsongs: u lie
Jerking 9 2 5: Oh. is that like you saying you are a girl?
Slikpoetsongs: i do wear dresses
Jerking 9 2 5: Yep..and girls wear pants..that doesn't make them boys.
Slikpoetsongs: well i can look like one
Jerking 9 2 5: A chick with a 5 o'clock shadow?
Slikpoetsongs: no...do you like oral
Jerking 9 2 5: Do you like being bizarre?
Slikpoetsongs: yes
Jerking 9 2 5: Well. you are doing a grand job of it.
Slikpoetsongs: i bet you wouldn't mind
Jerking 9 2 5: Tell you what.. this is not funny anymore.. just kinda boring.
Slikpoetsongs: yeah..your a fake
Jerking 9 2 5: you're* :)
Jerking 9 2 5: What would you like my permission for?
Slikpoetsongs: your wife
Jerking 9 2 5: Oh.... you want her to watch?
Slikpoetsongs: no you to watch us
Slikpoetsongs: me and your wife
Jerking 9 2 5: Oh.. so you want my wife to kick your ass?
Slikpoetsongs: we are really fond of each other as she may have told you
Slikpoetsongs: yes...if she has the right tools
Jerking 9 2 5: Oh..she has some boxing gloves.
Jerking 9 2 5: But bare knuckles would be better.
Slikpoetsongs: paddles?
Jerking 9 2 5: I'm sure she could come up with something like a paddle.. maybe a bat?
Slikpoetsongs: i like the picture of her in her panties
Jerking 9 2 5: Which one? I didn't see that one.
Slikpoetsongs: oh yeah she showed me it...and we fell in love
Jerking 9 2 5: Was it the one in the red panties or the blue ones?
Slikpoetsongs: black
Jerking 9 2 5: Oh.. she doesn't own black ones.
Jerking 9 2 5: Maybe it was my other wife?
Slikpoetsongs: well in this picture they were black
Jerking 9 2 5: Maybe they were dirty?
Slikpoetsongs: maybe...where do you live
Jerking 9 2 5: FWB
Slikpoetsongs: would you want to get together and watch me perform on her
Jerking 9 2 5: I'd rather watch her perform on you.
Jerking 9 2 5: With a bat
Slikpoetsongs: no we're in love man
Jerking 9 2 5: Possibly, but I doubt it :)
Slikpoetsongs: she already met me and gave me one
Slikpoetsongs: she gave me one in a public bathroom
Jerking 9 2 5: One? One hit to the head or two? you seem to be out of your mind.
Slikpoetsongs: why
Jerking 9 2 5: Because 1. you are a creepy/ugly dude. and 2. you seem to think you are a girl and 3. maybe you should read that crap you write.
Slikpoetsongs: u do
Jerking 9 2 5: Yeah.. you are a moron. So, where did you get that picture taken?
Slikpoetsongs: nyc
Jerking 9 2 5: Oh yeah? Got one of you in a dress?
Slikpoetsongs: yup
Slikpoetsongs: u?
Jerking 9 2 5: Yeah..but lemme see yours first.
Slikpoetsongs: no u 1st
Jerking 9 2 5: Well, this has gotten boring. Leave my wife alone.
Slikpoetsongs: no
Jerking 9 2 5: Then continue to harrass her and by all means, I'll be happy to contact the police. :)
Slikpoetsongs: she doesnt' exist
Jerking 9 2 5: Only one way to find out.. continue to bother her.
Slikpoetsongs: if she exists prove it
Jerking 9 2 5: OK.. continue harrassing her. You will get your proof via a couple cops knocking on your door with a court order.
Slikpoetsongs: she doesn't exist
Slikpoetsongs: u have no wife
Slikpoetsongs: send me a 2nd picture of her
Jerking 9 2 5: Ok.
Jerking 9 2 5: hold on.
Slikpoetsongs: very good
Jerking 9 2 5: Ok, sent.
Slikpoetsongs: nothing was sent
Jerking 9 2 5: OH DEAR!!!
Slikpoetsongs: which proves she doesn't exist
Jerking 9 2 5: Sure does, smart guy. :)
Jerking 9 2 5: You and your dresses have won.
Slikpoetsongs: i have that send your wife's pic
Jerking 9 2 5: Ok. sent.
Slikpoetsongs: nothing was sent
Jerking 9 2 5: Oh my word!
Slikpoetsongs: u lie
Jerking 9 2 5: Oh. is that like you saying you are a girl?
Slikpoetsongs: i do wear dresses
Jerking 9 2 5: Yep..and girls wear pants..that doesn't make them boys.
Slikpoetsongs: well i can look like one
Jerking 9 2 5: A chick with a 5 o'clock shadow?
Slikpoetsongs: no...do you like oral
Jerking 9 2 5: Do you like being bizarre?
Slikpoetsongs: yes
Jerking 9 2 5: Well. you are doing a grand job of it.
Slikpoetsongs: i bet you wouldn't mind
Jerking 9 2 5: Tell you what.. this is not funny anymore.. just kinda boring.
Slikpoetsongs: yeah..your a fake
Jerking 9 2 5: you're* :)