Blood!!!
A few days ago I was taking a whiz and it smelled kinda funky.
I didn't think much of it... just thought I might have been eating too many onions or something.
SO.. the next day, I am whizzing and it kinda burns and has a strong smell.
Yesterday morning after I got tugging I took a whiz and when I got to them last couple drops,
there was blood!!!!
FREAKY!
Went to the doctor today and he was queer as hell and he starts telling me about the urine sample I gave him..
He tells me that it looks like I have an infection and then he adds in a freaky deaky stereotypical homosexual lispy voice "looks like there's more than that in there!" . And I can only guess he is refering to a little bit o' pre cum (cause of course I was jerkin' the gerkin' this morning to some tasty internet porn).
Then he starts asking me if I have a good relationship with my wife and all kinda shit about infidelity and whatnot.. He was definitely hitting on me says Kim. haha.. fruitcake.
Anyway, I might have cancer.
I didn't think much of it... just thought I might have been eating too many onions or something.
SO.. the next day, I am whizzing and it kinda burns and has a strong smell.
Yesterday morning after I got tugging I took a whiz and when I got to them last couple drops,
there was blood!!!!
FREAKY!
Went to the doctor today and he was queer as hell and he starts telling me about the urine sample I gave him..
He tells me that it looks like I have an infection and then he adds in a freaky deaky stereotypical homosexual lispy voice "looks like there's more than that in there!" . And I can only guess he is refering to a little bit o' pre cum (cause of course I was jerkin' the gerkin' this morning to some tasty internet porn).
Then he starts asking me if I have a good relationship with my wife and all kinda shit about infidelity and whatnot.. He was definitely hitting on me says Kim. haha.. fruitcake.
Anyway, I might have cancer.