this guy rules!
Jerking 9 2 5: howdy my lobster loving friend
Family 86: hi
Jerking 9 2 5: did you catch any lobsters today?
Jerking 9 2 5: um.. lobsters? hello?
Family 86: lobsters?
Family 86: I never discussed lobsters with you
Jerking 9 2 5: yeah. they are a shell fish
Jerking 9 2 5: um.. are you not the guy that catches lobster and sells them on the dock?
Family 86: no I am not that guy
Jerking 9 2 5: oh.. who are yo uthen? you are on my buddy list
Jerking 9 2 5: so. do you like BMWs?
Jerking 9 2 5: do you like playboy magazine?
Jerking 9 2 5: do you like thongs on hot ladies?
Family 86: why do you ask
Jerking 9 2 5: because i have a photo of a hot lady wearing a thong
Family 86: goodnight
Jerking 9 2 5: its barely evening!
Jerking 9 2 5: you are about as fun as a bag of broken glass
Family 86: that is your own lack of imagination
Jerking 9 2 5: no.. it is your lack of even mildly interesting responses
Family 86: I was commenting about the "bag of glass" application, you construed glass as no fun
Jerking 9 2 5: well the only enjoyment a bag of broken glass would bring me would be smashing it into your face :D my lobster catching friend.
Family 86: how do you know me, reveal yourself
Jerking 9 2 5: you are the guy at the dock with the lobsters..why do you deny it?
Family 86: this routine is not funny
Jerking 9 2 5: do you like martin and lewis?
Jerking 9 2 5: do you like luke and darth?
Family 86: reveal yourself
Jerking 9 2 5: full frontal nudity?
Family 86: who you are, what is your name, where you live, etc your biography
Jerking 9 2 5: i am jojo i live in the burbs of chicago.. and i love lobster
Family 86: then you know who I am
Jerking 9 2 5: its a possibility :D
Family 86: who am I
Jerking 9 2 5: francis dollarhyde
Family 86: no
Jerking 9 2 5: oh..but i think you are
Family 86: did we goto the same high school
Jerking 9 2 5: do we want to kill the same people is a better question
Family 86: is this Doug Harland
Jerking 9 2 5: its possible.. but i cant say just yet
Family 86: you know who doug is?
Jerking 9 2 5: its probable but i cant say just yet
Family 86: why this clandestine behavior
Jerking 9 2 5: i must be kept hidden.. if i reveal my secret too soon my plans will be discovered and i will be imprisoned
Family 86: do not worry, I am not tied to the police
Jerking 9 2 5: i know. i cant trust anyone just yet
Family 86: then your plans will never develop
Jerking 9 2 5: they are developed.. just not executed
Family 86: ok, bad choice of words on my part
Family 86: I meant the same thing
Jerking 9 2 5: its ok. you will see my handy work in less than a week
Family 86: how will I see it
Jerking 9 2 5: with your eyes
Family 86: can you elaborate
Jerking 9 2 5: nothing to elaborate on.. you will see :D
Jerking 9 2 5: you will know its me
Family 86: I am not sure how I should approach this confrontation
Jerking 9 2 5: its not a confrontation
Family 86: do you seek my blood
Jerking 9 2 5: i have no ill will towards you
Family 86: I would like to have more informaiton before I receive your handywork
Family 86: if you would like to establish a foundation between us, you should speak honestly with me, who is jojo
Jerking 9 2 5: you wont be getting it per say.. you will be observing it.. along with everyone else
Family 86: where am I located right now
Jerking 9 2 5: in a room behind a computer desk
Family 86: what town
Jerking 9 2 5: i must go. ill tell you when i have done my best.. but you will know before i tell you
Family 86: hi
Jerking 9 2 5: did you catch any lobsters today?
Jerking 9 2 5: um.. lobsters? hello?
Family 86: lobsters?
Family 86: I never discussed lobsters with you
Jerking 9 2 5: yeah. they are a shell fish
Jerking 9 2 5: um.. are you not the guy that catches lobster and sells them on the dock?
Family 86: no I am not that guy
Jerking 9 2 5: oh.. who are yo uthen? you are on my buddy list
Jerking 9 2 5: so. do you like BMWs?
Jerking 9 2 5: do you like playboy magazine?
Jerking 9 2 5: do you like thongs on hot ladies?
Family 86: why do you ask
Jerking 9 2 5: because i have a photo of a hot lady wearing a thong
Family 86: goodnight
Jerking 9 2 5: its barely evening!
Jerking 9 2 5: you are about as fun as a bag of broken glass
Family 86: that is your own lack of imagination
Jerking 9 2 5: no.. it is your lack of even mildly interesting responses
Family 86: I was commenting about the "bag of glass" application, you construed glass as no fun
Jerking 9 2 5: well the only enjoyment a bag of broken glass would bring me would be smashing it into your face :D my lobster catching friend.
Family 86: how do you know me, reveal yourself
Jerking 9 2 5: you are the guy at the dock with the lobsters..why do you deny it?
Family 86: this routine is not funny
Jerking 9 2 5: do you like martin and lewis?
Jerking 9 2 5: do you like luke and darth?
Family 86: reveal yourself
Jerking 9 2 5: full frontal nudity?
Family 86: who you are, what is your name, where you live, etc your biography
Jerking 9 2 5: i am jojo i live in the burbs of chicago.. and i love lobster
Family 86: then you know who I am
Jerking 9 2 5: its a possibility :D
Family 86: who am I
Jerking 9 2 5: francis dollarhyde
Family 86: no
Jerking 9 2 5: oh..but i think you are
Family 86: did we goto the same high school
Jerking 9 2 5: do we want to kill the same people is a better question
Family 86: is this Doug Harland
Jerking 9 2 5: its possible.. but i cant say just yet
Family 86: you know who doug is?
Jerking 9 2 5: its probable but i cant say just yet
Family 86: why this clandestine behavior
Jerking 9 2 5: i must be kept hidden.. if i reveal my secret too soon my plans will be discovered and i will be imprisoned
Family 86: do not worry, I am not tied to the police
Jerking 9 2 5: i know. i cant trust anyone just yet
Family 86: then your plans will never develop
Jerking 9 2 5: they are developed.. just not executed
Family 86: ok, bad choice of words on my part
Family 86: I meant the same thing
Jerking 9 2 5: its ok. you will see my handy work in less than a week
Family 86: how will I see it
Jerking 9 2 5: with your eyes
Family 86: can you elaborate
Jerking 9 2 5: nothing to elaborate on.. you will see :D
Jerking 9 2 5: you will know its me
Family 86: I am not sure how I should approach this confrontation
Jerking 9 2 5: its not a confrontation
Family 86: do you seek my blood
Jerking 9 2 5: i have no ill will towards you
Family 86: I would like to have more informaiton before I receive your handywork
Family 86: if you would like to establish a foundation between us, you should speak honestly with me, who is jojo
Jerking 9 2 5: you wont be getting it per say.. you will be observing it.. along with everyone else
Family 86: where am I located right now
Jerking 9 2 5: in a room behind a computer desk
Family 86: what town
Jerking 9 2 5: i must go. ill tell you when i have done my best.. but you will know before i tell you