Bobby hates the news.
This just in: Tallahassee will be experiencing DENSE FOG this morning. That's correct, FOG that is DENSE in nature. Thank you Firefox Forecast bar, let's turn it over to Bob for our local headlines....
...No? Alright, thanks anyway Bobby.
Maybe the fog will spawn creatures! Only time will tell. We just need to stay calm and-Ohgod-ohgod my nail is broken. Did the fog do it? HOW CAN I RUN FROM FOG CREATURES WITH THIS BROKEN NAIL SLOWING ME DOWN? Just go. GO. I'LL HOLD THEM OFF.
Voldemort and I have been watching action movies all morning. Calypso is opting to ignore me and focus on the bug/ghost/piece of lint on the wall. Voldie also called me in for a meeting to discuss my future at the company after I forgot to give him breakfast at 7:30 on the dot. It doesn't look good.
We got Mom a plant for Mother's Day! I sure hope she likes it. Or else we'll have to get the shotgun and take it out behind the barn and...you know.
...No? Alright, thanks anyway Bobby.
Maybe the fog will spawn creatures! Only time will tell. We just need to stay calm and-Ohgod-ohgod my nail is broken. Did the fog do it? HOW CAN I RUN FROM FOG CREATURES WITH THIS BROKEN NAIL SLOWING ME DOWN? Just go. GO. I'LL HOLD THEM OFF.
Voldemort and I have been watching action movies all morning. Calypso is opting to ignore me and focus on the bug/ghost/piece of lint on the wall. Voldie also called me in for a meeting to discuss my future at the company after I forgot to give him breakfast at 7:30 on the dot. It doesn't look good.
We got Mom a plant for Mother's Day! I sure hope she likes it. Or else we'll have to get the shotgun and take it out behind the barn and...you know.