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sarah wanted to know about me, so i'm reprinting this... let me think about me for a moment. i enjoy life. i think that a lot of random shit is funny and i'll laugh in public all by myself. i play games with kids that adults don't know how to play. i'll start conversations with strangers. i talk to the people in the drive thru speaker. i probably drink too much. i drink straight from the pitcher some times. i smoke pot. i'm high right now. i have a mohawk that's about 3/4 of an inch long and shaved clean on the sides. i wear glasses when i read. i read an average of two books a week. i love eating meat. i like ghetto, white trash food like tuna on white bread and chicken fried steak. i love horror movies, both cheesy and good. i smoke camel lights. i drive an 03 tacoma double cab that's white, named jackson. i love bull terriers. i love the being near water, but i'm also afraid of it. i absolutely adore any amphibian. i have a pet newt named molly who lives in a little round newt bowl next to my bed. i just finished watching dead alive (again) and now am watching jeffery (again). i note every time the twin towers are in a movie or on tv. i regard the bed as pure sensory delight. i make lists. i compulsively go over my budget. i have trouble spending money on myself. mexican food is next to godliness, though i don't like spicy things. i'm genderqueer. i'm a drag king. i think chickens are great. sacramento is one of my favorite things ever. a guaranteed good gift for me is a book about amphibians, reptiles, or dogs in that order, i love my friends, family is important to me though i'm absolutely sure that mine is crazy, i love toys, i love playing, would i like a burrito? yes!