Comments | asschow: no one ever posts anything anyway

asschow

no one ever posts anything anyway

Jul 12, 2004 18:50

Post anything that you want as a comment, and post it anonymously. Anything.
A story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love - anything. Be sure to post anonymously and honestly. Post twice if you'd like. Then, put this in your LJ to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your LJ) have to say.

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anonymous July 13 2004, 00:56:16 UTC

I took the dog out this morning, and found two twenties folded up on the ground. How fucking cool is that.....yeah. My dog picked the money off of the ground and carried it around for a while, then i took it and kept it in my pocket all day, and everytime i put my hand in my pocket, i felt the soggy money, and fantasized about whati should spend it on, since it's magical "free" money. Food doesn't seem special enough....nither does clothing. I'm deffinately going to buy some dog treats...since my dog helped my retrieve it. Hmmm. Other than that...i don't know. Maybe I should just go buy myself a treat I NEVER would normally buy myself because i don't have the money...of course, it would have to be something under $40. Maybe a new video game. Or a new book. Or some cool toy to play with. Hmmm. LEGOS!!! Maybe I'll go buy $40 worth of legos...which will be very easy to do. Well.....$30 worth of legos, $10 worth of dog treats.

I just thought I'd ramble on for a while.

La la la.

asschow July 16 2004, 17:29:46 UTC

easily and undeniably dean. ...i think

anonymous July 13 2004, 09:04:14 UTC

Once, someone suggested I liked you. And then I thought "she's just like me, only not as good in bed." And then I thought "maybe that means the aforementioned person actually thinks I like myself."

And I do!

But if I like myself, and you're just like me only not as good in bed, but I thoroughly enjoy masturbating, what does it all mean?

I like penguins. Waddle.

asschow July 16 2004, 17:30:23 UTC

i also enjoy masturbation

anonymous July 13 2004, 12:18:52 UTC

You are so beautiful, I thought of you this morning while I masturbated. I came twice. Thanks.

it's just a game focker. anonymous July 13 2004, 19:16:42 UTC

hey focker, how come you never added my new journal?

cowboys are honorable and sexy anonymous July 16 2004, 13:28:16 UTC

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then go to www.catsprn.com to learn more about the creator of that little ditty