englebert slapptyback

[asschow]

did i spell that right? i'd ask the man himself, but he may be dead. i don't know for sure, eddie won't give me a straight answer.
i'm drunk now. i'm drinking gatorade and rum. i drank a pitcher earlier. life bites my fucking ass tonight.
shit ass rat fuck. i got that from one of my favorite books, cosmic banditos.
i have to be at work in six hours and all i really want is to be in bed, but i'm too depressed to get up.