Troubled Nuclear Plants = Cartoon Characters with Indigestion
Copied, with permission, from midorigirl:
"And only Japan could describe the nuclear problem in terms of the power plant needing to take a shit. *siiiiiigh*
Farts = Hydrogen explosions
Shit = "Meltdown"
Medicine = Sea Water and Boric Acid
Diaper = Containment unit
Doctors = Nuclear scientists
Summed up, Fukushima has a really bad stomachache and wants to poop. But people won't like that since it will be really smelly. So, it farts in an effort to hold it in. Doctors feed it medicine and slap a diaper on it.
Three Mile Island also had to poop, but it held it in.
...Chernobyl? Wasn't wearing a diaper, was running around while pooping and having diarrhea. *groans*
And nuclear shit is too heavy to fly. Thank god. Flying shit is the last thing this country needs. ^^ "
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I have to admit - after that video, I feel like I understand the situation a little better. The average person knows very little about nuclear power, but probably understands indigestion. The US media is confusing and full of conflicting, fear-inducing reports. It shows, too, when I eavesdrop listen to the conversations of those around me and many people say they're buying iodine tablets or that they say a cloud of radiation will cover the world by 2015.
-Sassi
"And only Japan could describe the nuclear problem in terms of the power plant needing to take a shit. *siiiiiigh*
Farts = Hydrogen explosions
Shit = "Meltdown"
Medicine = Sea Water and Boric Acid
Diaper = Containment unit
Doctors = Nuclear scientists
Summed up, Fukushima has a really bad stomachache and wants to poop. But people won't like that since it will be really smelly. So, it farts in an effort to hold it in. Doctors feed it medicine and slap a diaper on it.
Three Mile Island also had to poop, but it held it in.
...Chernobyl? Wasn't wearing a diaper, was running around while pooping and having diarrhea. *groans*
And nuclear shit is too heavy to fly. Thank god. Flying shit is the last thing this country needs. ^^ "
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I have to admit - after that video, I feel like I understand the situation a little better. The average person knows very little about nuclear power, but probably understands indigestion. The US media is confusing and full of conflicting, fear-inducing reports. It shows, too, when I eavesdrop listen to the conversations of those around me and many people say they're buying iodine tablets or that they say a cloud of radiation will cover the world by 2015.
-Sassi