You Are 32% American
America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!
How American Are You? Whoopie!
I have to write a speach about myself by 2:20 this afternoon and guess what? This is all I've got so far.