FIC: The Ballad Of Hugo Stiglitz And Aldo Raine

[assassin_nariel]

Disclaimer: is disclaimed.
Rating: PG-13, verging on R for violence and bad words.

A/N: As promised a while ago, the actual story behind the ambiguous slash hints in The Basterds' Epitaph. Grrrrazie to Valerie for beta reading. No thanks to

Comments

[thelilytriad]

WANT MOAR

the awesomeness of your fic has killed my vocabulary

[assassin_nariel]

UR APPROVAL TOTALLY KILLZ MINE 2 LOL
*aherm* Thank you! *sparkle*

[assassin_nariel]

Heh, it's only there because I couldn't figure out how to merge the two parts of this chapter. Only that they had to BE in this chapter. >_< So I went for a movie-esque layout.

[rionarch]

Oh man I've been waiting for this! The prologue and first chapter are most excellent and I can't wait to read more!

[assassin_nariel]

Thank you *blush*
I love Aldo. He's so easy to write. Not like, easy-easy, he just seems to like it in mah haaaaad. ^^ I don't agonise for hours going What Would Aldo Do. *pets Aldo* Ooooh Brad Pitt you hot piece of shit. You shouldn't even be hot like this. I don't even particularly adore you.
*hugs*

[zoi_no_miko]

How did I miss this the first time around? Hot. Loving Stiglitz - and yes, more conducive to hot Aldo sexings than having a swastika carved into his groin XD

More more!

Randomly pimpin'

[assassin_nariel]

I'll try ^^
Am a bit distracted by the two fluffies in my icon, but Aldo will be back. So what if they outrank him, he PWNs.
Aldo: *fingers his knife thoughtfully*
Stierlitz: Uhm, actually, I'm not a Nazi...
Aldo: Well I'll just have to try somethin' new... would ya prefer the Red Star, or Hammer'n'Sickle instead?

^_^ I ain't never even heard of the word conducive in my life O_o if you mean what I think I mean - yes, poor Hugo, but think of the hurt/comfort potential, yay!

Re: Randomly pimpin'

[zoi_no_miko]

Hahaha, sorry! My hubby hates it, she teases me relentlessly about being a walking dictionary. ^^;

Mmm, scarification. Hot hot hot.

And don't worry, I completely understand about the whims of the plot bunnies. *sighs mournfully* I have very agressive, cruel bunnies that force me to write in tiny fandoms of one (or worse). Maybe they will behave when the DVD comes out. <3

Re: Randomly pimpin'

[assassin_nariel]

I totally look forward writing porn involving the scar. Daaaamn, why do all my fics end up in the same reality?
*sparkles* Come baaaaaack to IB. Donny is tired of banging Uti; he wants his Lieutenant back, or so I heard... *nudgenudge*
Speaking of that - did you notice, that in that scene with Werner, Aldo comes out of the cavern to talk to him? The one Donny exits from, later? THEY SO DID IT RIGHT THERE!! *squee*