Next stop: Hell.
I don't mean Hell, as in the place Ellie and her friends hide out in, I mean Hell as in "Get me outta here!" See, our new kitchen is supposed to arrive on June 3rd, so preparations are in progress. Which means lots of arguments. Once the kitchen gets here, it will all escalate. If I hadn't made promises (and I'm the type of person who keeps her promises... most of the time), I'd leave for London now and come back when it's all up and finished. Cause I know I'll end up doing a lot of the hard work, even though I washed my hands of it months ago.
But like I said; I've made promises. Those promises translate into gigs. We're running out of time, and Fredrik told me last week - when I ambushed him in a parking lot - that the microphone broke. What?! So it's down in Malmö, being repaired. I hope. At least that's what he said. I don't know anymore.
Maybe it's a good thing I'm rid of the worst of my writer's block. I've started spewing out stuff again, and writing is something that truly makes me happy. Also, my boobs are in heaven. You heard me. I'm currently wearing the most comfortable bra I've ever owned. It doesn't hurt that it's bright orange either *coughIFKcough*. It's so pretty it's almost a shame to cover it up, but I know better than to walk around in public with no shirt on. But here's what it looks like on the H&M model:
But you know, mine's orange... Like this other one that I also got:
I got two more strapless bras, like that one ^ only they're not lace. But I'm too lazy (pun sooo intended!) to post pictures of them too. But I also got:
Banana tank top. I wish there was a model in it. Just because I always think clothes look better ON someone. Just like people look better with clothes on. But I digress.
I like how this tank top brings out the green in my eyes. Yeah, like you know what I'm talking about :p
I could never actually picture myself ever buying harem pants (is that what they're called in English too? Cause I really don't know) cause it's so.... MC Hammer (can't touch this...). But I'm glad I took a chance, cause mayuhn are the comfy! Besides, the crotch isn't all that low, so I keep telling myself that makes it alright.
If you thought those pants were comfortable, wait 'til you put on these shorts! They were also a "what the hell, I'll try anything once" purchase. I'll admit, they looked stupid before I put them on (too '80s for my taste), but they improved significantly once they were on (makes my tan look more intense than it really is). I just have to remember not to wear them on windy days (which leaves me with... two days a year to sport these), cause my ass will show just as much as if I were wearing a skirt.
I ordered more stuff from H&M, but it won't get here until week 23-25. They sure like to spread out their shippings. I got a bikini as well, but the bottom was cut too low - even for my taste - so I sent it back. Yeah, the top too. Cause what am I supposed to do with just a top? Sure, I'm all for mis-matching bikinis, but it would look stupid with the bottoms I already have.
Man, I need to get my thumbs out of my ass and call to make an appointment with my hairdresser. Last time I got my hair cut was August - AUGUST! So it's time. I'm thinking short for the summer. More practical. Besides, my hair is way too thick to handle right now. I know people envy my hair (full of myself? Nooo) but it's a bitch when it's hot out. Then I was thinking I'd wait with the dye (I do it myself, anyway) and see if I may want to stay on the lighter side for the summer. But I have a feeling the dye will jump right into my hair on its own after the cut. Blonde highlights may look beachy and flirty, but chocolate brown ain't a bad combo with my tanned skin.
I would just like to finish by saying that I spent last night laughing my ass off, watching the Ricky Gervais show. I adooooore Karl Pilkington. He sure says some weird things, but he really was spot on when he said that you only need seven friends, "cause that's how many dwarves Snowhite had".