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My sister made me laugh my ass off last night (we have the best sense of humor) by talking about midgets running around with scissors (to cut dresses, duuh!) and by making a genius impression of something you'd have to be Swedish to understand. Not only that, you'd have to be a Hipp Hipp fan. By the way, did you know that "fan" in Swedish is a curse word? Now you do.
On our afternoon walk with Bilbo today, we didn't bother to pick up his poo. Interesting eh? There were witnesses and everything, yet we just walked away as if nothing had ever happened. Why? Because someone (who is an official something for the municipality of Kristianstad) once told us that we are not obligated to pick up any crap on that specific route. This being the reply to my mother's complaint that there is no place to throw the full bag away. So moahaha. We have it in writing.
Technically, I've showered three times today. Once, while showering Bilbo (that showerhead is leaky, to say the least) and then again when showering after Bilbo's shower, since his shampoo makes me slightly itchy (it's supposed to be for sensitive skin..? Apparently dogs and humans are not the same). And then I washed my hair.
Fredrik (despite the rumors, we're still homies) has promised me we'll still be friends when he's 50. I am putting this out there for everyone to see because I want to have witnesses. I will update you on the keeping of this promise in... 24 years. See y'all then.
Wow, my life is interesting. Actually, there are quite a few interesting elements at this moment, but none of which I wish to discuss openly. Some, I should not discuss openly, because it's not really any of my business. But I like to meddle. 'Tis what I do. Just a disclaimer, if anyone's got vivid imagination: No, this has nothing to do with the gang fights (yes, still going on). I'm not that stupid. BUT, I was stupid not to show y'all this video (yup, more Bad Lip Reading). It's perfect right now, and it's also been stuck in my head for a couple of days (yes, I know the chorus by heart...) Enjoy!
My sister made me laugh my ass off last night (we have the best sense of humor) by talking about midgets running around with scissors (to cut dresses, duuh!) and by making a genius impression of something you'd have to be Swedish to understand. Not only that, you'd have to be a Hipp Hipp fan. By the way, did you know that "fan" in Swedish is a curse word? Now you do.
On our afternoon walk with Bilbo today, we didn't bother to pick up his poo. Interesting eh? There were witnesses and everything, yet we just walked away as if nothing had ever happened. Why? Because someone (who is an official something for the municipality of Kristianstad) once told us that we are not obligated to pick up any crap on that specific route. This being the reply to my mother's complaint that there is no place to throw the full bag away. So moahaha. We have it in writing.
Technically, I've showered three times today. Once, while showering Bilbo (that showerhead is leaky, to say the least) and then again when showering after Bilbo's shower, since his shampoo makes me slightly itchy (it's supposed to be for sensitive skin..? Apparently dogs and humans are not the same). And then I washed my hair.
Fredrik (despite the rumors, we're still homies) has promised me we'll still be friends when he's 50. I am putting this out there for everyone to see because I want to have witnesses. I will update you on the keeping of this promise in... 24 years. See y'all then.
Wow, my life is interesting. Actually, there are quite a few interesting elements at this moment, but none of which I wish to discuss openly. Some, I should not discuss openly, because it's not really any of my business. But I like to meddle. 'Tis what I do. Just a disclaimer, if anyone's got vivid imagination: No, this has nothing to do with the gang fights (yes, still going on). I'm not that stupid. BUT, I was stupid not to show y'all this video (yup, more Bad Lip Reading). It's perfect right now, and it's also been stuck in my head for a couple of days (yes, I know the chorus by heart...) Enjoy!
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