I'M BACK BITCHZ

Dec 17, 2005 18:05

after a really long time I am back to LJ!!!!! MISSED U ALL.

august 2004: my dog Helen got put to sleep. the day she was euthanized, she shat and peed all over the house. I fed her chocolate chip cookies and sent her to the vet. then I wrote her a poem so I can remember her forever

helen you smelled worse than a skunk covered in poo
but you had nice ears
your teeth were so rotten
but your soul had no fears

you liked chasing flashlights
and licking peanut butter off of asses
my momma used to tell you to go fly some kites
cause you sucked and noone liked you

now helen you see
the only good thing about you
was your ears
but now they are gone: burnt like a jew
even the real helen keller could see better than you
~end~

MAN WTF cutting4jesus community got closed?!?!?!? now I'm gonna pk myself IRL cuz I have no frendz :'''''''''''(

christmas list: jackhammer jesus dildo

bye luvu all hopefully I will post more soon.

love,
ass cheerios
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