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X-MAS TALE
a little christmas tale.

twas the night of the party
and all through the town
no pigs were stirring
no narcs were around
the joints were all rolled
and piled in stacks
in hopes that by midnight
we'd b BLOWN TO THE MAX
we drank Seagram Sevens
and smoked Panama Reds
while visions of munchies
danced in our heads
then all of a sudden
came a knock at the door
we all yelled "PIGS!"
and dove to the floor
yet what to our red glazed
eyes should appear
but a pound of columbian
and TWO kegs of beer
the man at the door
just gave us a smile
so we invited him in
to party awhile
he sat in the corner
and started to roll
so we filled up his glass
and lit up a bowl
then we heard him say
(as he flew through the sky)
"Merryjuana to all...
AND TO ALL A GREAT HIGH!"