"Do you have a girlfriend?"
Haha - Awesome... So I was delivering a Crazy Aver's deal to Hoosier Courts, and I ring this girl's door... She had about six of her hot female friends over, and one of them opened the door, smiled, and asked, "Do you have a girlfriend?"
And I said, "No - but I have your pizza."
"Good!" she said as she tugged at my free arm as I tried to balance her food with the other.
I'm standing on the doorstep, and her friends are all eyeing me, and I feel like Hugh Heffner for a moment. "So - here's your food. The total is $10.89."
"Come in. I want to make out with you," says the hottie as her friends watch like hawks.
"I - uh - I'm working...Maybe I would, but I'm working."
"I don't care. Come in," she laughs as she plants a kiss on my cheek. "What's your name?"
"Evan."
"Mmm..."
"Your total is $10.89."
"Jenna - you have the money?"
And her friend hands me a check with a generous tip.
And I hand off the food, smile, and say, "Thanks for choosing Aver's."
And I leave, laughing my ass off as I get back into my car.
And when I get back into Aver's I curse myself for not leaving my phone number.
But it was probably a dare from her friends anyway.
But it was fun
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Last night, Richie and I went to the Comedy Festival at the IMU, and on our way back we spotted three flying squirrels just north of the IU Auditorium, and we watched them chase each other, gliding tree to tree and squeaking/chirping, for a good 15 minutes. It was surreal.
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I also burned my hands a lot today at work, during my 10.3 hour work day... I can't take many more long days like this.
And I said, "No - but I have your pizza."
"Good!" she said as she tugged at my free arm as I tried to balance her food with the other.
I'm standing on the doorstep, and her friends are all eyeing me, and I feel like Hugh Heffner for a moment. "So - here's your food. The total is $10.89."
"Come in. I want to make out with you," says the hottie as her friends watch like hawks.
"I - uh - I'm working...Maybe I would, but I'm working."
"I don't care. Come in," she laughs as she plants a kiss on my cheek. "What's your name?"
"Evan."
"Mmm..."
"Your total is $10.89."
"Jenna - you have the money?"
And her friend hands me a check with a generous tip.
And I hand off the food, smile, and say, "Thanks for choosing Aver's."
And I leave, laughing my ass off as I get back into my car.
And when I get back into Aver's I curse myself for not leaving my phone number.
But it was probably a dare from her friends anyway.
But it was fun
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Last night, Richie and I went to the Comedy Festival at the IMU, and on our way back we spotted three flying squirrels just north of the IU Auditorium, and we watched them chase each other, gliding tree to tree and squeaking/chirping, for a good 15 minutes. It was surreal.
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I also burned my hands a lot today at work, during my 10.3 hour work day... I can't take many more long days like this.