My tweets

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• Sat, 12:20: Tangy Lumples is on her bullshit again. Please, feel free to explain why we can’t afford universal healthcare, but… https://t.co/3G87VkRMrd
• Sat, 12:25: RT @ Pixelfish: Seattle is expensive in part bc housing is expensive. Housing is expensive bc of AirBNBs and flippers and investors from acr…
• Sat, 12:48: No, YOU’RE watching @ JamesTurnerYT’s video about all the ways to kill your sims. You psychopath. 👀 ALL Sims 4 De… https://t.co/6beqPyPFAF
• Sat, 14:03: The internet is weird and ridiculous. My cat has about 40 followers now and gets interaction on almost every tweet.… https://t.co/iIIGyl6sX6
• Sat, 14:28: Peak twitter culture. I’m in an argument with my cat’s twitter. 👀
• Sat, 14:30: Emma knows what’s good. https://t.co/7d6teD1mR2
• Sat, 14:35: RT @ gaileyfrey: My goal is to be as chill as this lady leaning on a meteorite she stole https://t.co/MBOJSpN9WJ
• Sat, 14:46: Sometimes I think @ gaileyfrey finds the weirdest things to share. And then I remember it’s one reason we follow eac… https://t.co/r7iQtZpIoR
• Sat, 14:59: SARAH!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME??? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS! 😭😭 NOW MY EYEBALLS WONT STOP SWEATING! https://t.co/LXW3oIkm4y
• Sat, 15:08: Look, I’m not gonna say I was SANE when I let her have her own account. But it’s definitely not the weirdest thin… https://t.co/IxelkmMo8c

• Sat, 15:33: RT @ gaileyfrey: I always thought that was a myth https://t.co/AQ2myME3US
• Sat, 15:38: Campbell’s Chunky https://t.co/mn8fqH6WQo
• Sat, 16:00: RT @ Lollardfish: Spain was just a venture cap bunch of assholes.
• Sat, 16:02: RT @ dansinker: Not sure that I love anything as much as Manafort loves lying. https://t.co/rKVszuS6qP
• Sat, 16:07: (Seriously, do you know how disheartening it is to find out your name twin is your age and has won a Pulitzer and a… https://t.co/9PZNaUJ6nt
• Sat, 16:53: PLOT TWIST: ellohhell actually IS a woman, but her shitty husband got pissed in the divorce proceedings and hacked… https://t.co/RHSKHJVAjW
• Sat, 17:02: She’s been on Twitter like 2 days, but an awesome human drew an amazing picture of her thinking deeply about climat… https://t.co/0o17k7awyH
• Sat, 17:03: RT @ gr8writingtips: throw a genre reveal party every time you start a new story
• Sat, 17:06: OMG. THIS IS NOW TIED WITH THE VIDEO OF TOM HOLLAND LIPSYNCING TO THIS SONG. https://t.co/4Lb3sg6TbA
• Sat, 17:09: I checked out @ teefury’s shirts today and was incredibly disappointed. They took 2 already heavily sexualized chara… https://t.co/XmxOu84KZi

• Sat, 17:12: I have a confession. I know I will be shunned and voted off the internet for this, but.... ...I have never seen Pulp Fiction.
• Sat, 17:23: “She didn’t have much time left” because PETA euthanize more animals than anybody. https://t.co/7mH54YmXy5
• Sat, 17:26: The funniest thing about @ peta being such dicks about Steve Irwin’s death? It united Twitter against our common foe… https://t.co/aixDUt8uMm
• Sat, 17:27: See? What did I tell you? https://t.co/T0EtBM2Ib3
• Sat, 17:40: Finally got something right, Alabama. Good for you. https://t.co/G8VmB1D6nk
• Sat, 17:53: RT @ quatoria: very important mood boosting tip: have a clip of a wolf mom teaching her pups how to howl that you open up periodically to h…
• Sat, 17:56: Now that we’ve watched the beautiful Aussie shepherd do their dance-y thang, let’s all relive this beautiful moment… https://t.co/TOlOqmxQaD
• Sat, 18:23: I’m gonna watch zombieland, I think.
• Sat, 18:25: Ah. Yeah. Kinda forgot this movie starts with farphobic bullshit. #zombieland
• Sat, 19:04: RT @ meIotime: 3) UGHHHHH https://t.co/ZTljxiJBXG

• Sat, 19:05: RT @ meIotime: for my own amusement here's a thread of my fave posts from classics tumblr https://t.co/watcBwms7N
• Sat, 19:06: RT @ meIotime: 1) i love sappho.... https://t.co/ymoiRszszz
• Sat, 19:06: RT @ meIotime: 6) https://t.co/ohPzoKn1ER
• Sat, 19:07: RT @ meIotime: 8) hahahaha gayyyyyyy https://t.co/K671NiLNmP
• Sat, 19:08: RT @ meIotime: 11) thanks i hate it https://t.co/DZNWnRwuLl
• Sat, 19:08: RT @ meIotime: 12) https://t.co/5JTT02q7fr
• Sat, 19:10: RT @ meIotime: 18) AHHHH https://t.co/MFyX6ovIol
• Sat, 19:13: RT @ meIotime: 23) agamemnon antis unite!!! https://t.co/nJLHoP82vd
• Sat, 19:14: RT @ meIotime: 27) https://t.co/IS7kwQlONU
• Sat, 19:18: RT @ meIotime: 35) https://t.co/a8lMTAQa1T

• Sat, 19:18: RT @ meIotime: 36) https://t.co/HDQpTtQlej
• Sat, 19:19: RT @ meIotime: 37) useless lesbians.... https://t.co/Z3pgkBLD6u
• Sat, 19:19: RT @ meIotime: 40) https://t.co/54Ieuwf8Lo
• Sat, 19:20: RT @ meIotime: 44) some of my fave achilles text posts https://t.co/LuiMP2MUNt
• Sat, 19:21: RT @ meIotime: 45) she is after your granary https://t.co/tlFfCJCbt4
• Sat, 19:26: RT @ meIotime: 54) https://t.co/0dEnrx39d9
• Sat, 19:28: RT @ meIotime: 64) https://t.co/q5iPI9Dlqs
• Sat, 19:29: RT @ meIotime: 65) if you've read catullus then... u know https://t.co/aTji0hzV35
• Sat, 20:19: I’ve said before how much I love @ bpal perfume oils & this is just another reason: Beth takes a wonderful book like… https://t.co/Oe45YNBSCQ
• Sun, 00:14: RT @ Staggfilms: How to be a Beautiful Woman: - develop ninja skills - wear an eye patch - one robot arm - trained falcon sidekick - alwa…

• Sun, 08:09: Super adors. Wish I weren’t so fucking angry at JK for the Fantastic Fascism series. Fantastic Space - TeeFury https://t.co/poCVn8BJ3L