Thu, 12:59: RT @ Catuchee: *extremely film boy voice* hey sorry i made fun of you for gaining antidepressant weight in college. now that we're both in Lā¦
Thu, 12:59: RT @ Catuchee: *film boy voice heightens* you see, you owe me this. as a dude who has questions that could be Googled, if they are not answeā¦
Thu, 13:03: Molly is mocking my saag paneer cravings. š I mean, I would be mad, but a) she didnāt know and b) sheās already sufā¦ https://t.co/svbZxGGtaS
Thu, 15:12: RT @ JuddLegum: I'm particularly interested in the fact that, in his statement, Harris volunteers that he is struggled with "recall and confā¦
Thu, 15:13: RT @ Spider_Hunter: @ JuddLegum These GOP tend to get sicker the more time they spend in court: Manafort, Cohen, and Harris.
Thu, 15:16: Itās weird how GOP people caught doing shady shit all get suddenly ill... But you canāt just say, āIām too sick toā¦ https://t.co/gF6wwwwMfJ
Thu, 16:29: This tweet is like that āgive a penny; take a pennyā tray at the grocery store. Go leave some reacts and collect soā¦ https://t.co/H7gt9hfQ6p
Thu, 17:04: RT @ bessbell: You can familiarize yourself with this to see how poverty is gendered in America, and is dramatically worse for women of coloā¦
Thu, 17:07: Or...you could learn to cook for your own damn self and quit living life like a tall toddler who needs someone to wā¦ https://t.co/kAaMLhLVBZ
Thu, 17:09: Good. Because refusing to vaccinate is child abuse. And can endanger and kill other vulnerable populations. https://t.co/jvGQ5N6KB4
Thu, 17:12: She looked of good cheer, but something in her grey eyes spoke of deep madness. She was not to be tested. https://t.co/puk5eTEJRh
Thu, 17:15: I was determined to win my 1st grade class spelling bee. One that had no bearing on my grade and would not qualifyā¦ https://t.co/gFWKpocQ7j
Thu, 17:20: Maybe, instead of searching Twitter for people to shout anti-vaccine information that has been widely and thoroughlā¦ https://t.co/henTWnJsPp
Thu, 17:25: Iām so tired of anti-bad people saying āHAVE YOU EBER READ A VACCINE INSERT, THO??ā Yes, I fucking well have. I alsā¦ https://t.co/3JMN5kTIwc
Thu, 17:26: Through fecal matter, sure. Are you handling a lot of shit? That sounds like another hobby you should replace. https://t.co/KSM0WoJ7kA
Thu, 17:33: No. Iām just not a fucking idiot. Here: read a bit about how vaccine shedding actually fucking works, you ghoul.ā¦ https://t.co/qN1dWsrD8e
Thu, 17:35: Anyway, the good thing about the anti-vaxx tool showing up in my mentions is it showed me I had a mutual who followā¦ https://t.co/EanFwyHgVP
Thu, 17:36: Also, the anti-vaxx goon is saying that Iām lying about reports of teens getting vaccinated apart from their parentā¦ https://t.co/NXToLlI24A
Thu, 17:38: Please do fuck off. Your link is the equivalent of an evangelical proof texting. Please do learn some fucking scienā¦ https://t.co/BvCYtaZt9v
Thu, 17:40: I am so ducking angry I am shaking. I donāt know why I bother to even try to correct these total shitheads. They arā¦ https://t.co/OVLtr1etSV
Thu, 17:43: And what makes me even ANGRIER is that that bitch will see my blocking her as some sort of victory. I fucking HATā¦ https://t.co/e59inc5Iud
Thu, 18:24: RT @ Amy_Siskind: Putin threatened to bomb the U.S. yesterday in his state of the nation speech. Still waiting for Trump or his regime - orā¦
Thu, 18:27: Just thinking back on my undergrad days. I donāt think my university had a single black professor. Pretty sure therā¦ https://t.co/YMFQDA8tEI
Thu, 18:39: RT @ AdamSerwer: When it comes to pretending to be a victim of a politically motivated crime in pursuit of personal gain the president has aā¦
Thu, 18:48: RT @ emrazz: To the bros in my mentions claiming the prevalence of rape is way overblown - maybe no oneās told you they were raped because yā¦
Thu, 18:49: RT @ TheTattooedProf: LuLu will sit and look at me until I say "c'mon up," and then she'll hop up in my lap and get some skritches š https:/ā¦
Thu, 18:52: Should I watch Into The Spider-Verse tonight? I would abstain from live tweeting as much as I can, since I know theā¦ https://t.co/IAW5Bysbck
Thu, 18:52: OR should I crank up Netflix and watch One Day At A Time from the beginning?
Thu, 19:15: RT @ ChaosMuffet: my child is pretending to make a safety video in the living room & her opening lines are: YOU NEED THIS VIDEO IF YOU AREā¦
Thu, 19:18: RT @ ChaosMuffet: "children, like dogs & cats, need food. but a different kind of food."
Thu, 19:20: RT @ Nicoxw1: After Jussie Smollett's arrest, Ann Coulter said all hate crimes are hoaxes. Staging an assault is a huge disservice to real vā¦
Thu, 19:24: Maybe I should just play The Sims. Executive dysfunction is fun.
Thu, 19:25: RT @ vandroidhelsing: This thread is capped but I offer it as a gift to you, like one of those anonymous fruitish things in loud cellophaneā¦
Thu, 19:28: So @ femmina posted a graphic earlier that said, āI slow blink you so muchā and as a human owned by a cat, I feel that so much right now.
Thu, 19:31: RT @ renaissanceeast: @ sassycrass I swear, if white men were to just stop being such white men for 5 minutes, the emotional energy the restā¦
Thu, 20:14: RT @ BreenIsTerrible: here's some ascii art: - ascii art makes twitter extremely hard to follow, or aggravating, for people who use readersā¦
Thu, 20:53: Watching an old episode of Last Week Tonight. At one point, thereās an accordion/bagpipe duet of āShe Thinks My Traā¦ https://t.co/Q8bncyzCCB
Thu, 20:56: RT @ TheXianSatirist: And Jesus saith unto them, "Go therefore into all the world, berating and demeaning people until they declare your theā¦
Thu, 20:59: This is where quiviut comes from. Itās gathered from trees and bushes where musk ox have brushed against them. Itāsā¦ https://t.co/XDQuQdTlwo
Thu, 21:05: John Oliver wearing jeans with butt pads in is not an image Iām gonna get out of my head anytime soon.
Thu, 21:17: Iām always cautious when an unknown man tries to discuss Bible or theology with me. So many are only there to āwellā¦ https://t.co/RJUfhd1eIU
Thu, 21:18: RT @ anne_theriault: Listen I hate Rita Skeeter as much as anyone but even that bitch deserves $$$ for writing her great Voldemort exposļæ½
Thu, 21:25: RT @ libraryyeti: Arrest of a white supremacist terrorist: "other news" Front page: arrest of a guy who is alleged to have *filed a false poā¦
Thu, 21:36: RT @ GodWelcomesAll: The Collect for the Seventh Sunday After Epiphany: Almighty God, We forgot we had to write one for this. Through Jesusā¦
Thu, 21:53: RT @ cmpriest: I am not gonna @-reply the woman who showed me this because she doesn't need the garbage fire in her mentions, but I don't miā¦
Thu, 22:13: RT @ RevEricAtcheson: I see Playboy mentioned in a book I'm reading (That Was Then This Is Now, maybe?). We had just gotten dial-up internetā¦
Thu, 22:23: RT @ yellowcardigan: Anyway my advice for anyone on here, ESPECIALLY if you're confident you aren't a Reply Guy, is see how often you replyā¦
Thu, 22:24: RT @ yellowcardigan: Here is my incredibly easy suggestion for not being a Reply Guy: If you have replied to the same non-man three times wā¦
Thu, 22:33: RT @ tiwadidthat: Fun Fact: Ryan Lochte filled a fake police report IN ANOTHER COUNTRY WHILE REPRESENTING AMERICA AS AN OLYMPIC ATHELTE. 4ā¦
Thu, 22:36: Twitter filters out some DMs I get so Iām not notified on my mobile app, but sometimes I open the desktop client anā¦ https://t.co/Nu7NVvOMhO
Thu, 22:37: RT @ AskAQueerChick: Oh, so you don't want bees to go extinct, but you ALSO don't want giant nightmare bee-monsters rising from the dead toā¦
Thu, 22:40: RT @ yellowcardigan: Lot of men want my permission to do the thing theyāre already doing and will continue doing no matter what I tell them.ā¦
Thu, 22:44: Three hours ago, I started watching an episode of Last Week Tonight. Then I screencapped John Oliver in butt-enhancā¦ https://t.co/A5vMqe6500
Thu, 22:47: And I tweeted this for the sole purpose of hashtagging it #ADD, but got distracted AGAIN. This is life in my head,ā¦ https://t.co/9T9opqZi7y
Thu, 22:48: Iām gonna take up recreational misandry.
Thu, 22:54: RT @ DrPhilGoff: For Black History Month...they made the Black 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders...pretend to be slaves...for a game??????!??!?!!?!?ā¦
Thu, 22:55: RT @ markpopham: If you SELF-IDENTIFY as a reply guy - if you KNOW that is a thing you are doing - you already know youāre doing a thing thaā¦
Fri, 00:10: RT @ DEMONFLEUR: i am: āŖ straight āŖ gay āŖ bi āŖ pan š how pingu had a breakdown when he couldn't choose between the boiling teapot or thā¦
Fri, 00:17: LEGALLY BLONDE IS 18 THIS YEAR. LEGALLY BLONDE IS OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO HARVARD.
Fri, 00:25: Donāt look in the comments. They are maligning my favourite cookie flavours and Iām trying not to cry. š (seriouslyā¦ https://t.co/dkp3MkXCiN
Fri, 00:35: I am so old that movies I watched when I was in college are old enough to be in college. How do I stop time??
Fri, 00:39: This...is actually a really hard question. I have no idea. I know I want to be cremated, tho, and a funeral is entiā¦ https://t.co/6P0mUAM2cD
Fri, 00:46: This movie. I love Enid. LESBIANS AGAINST DRUNK DRIVING. NO MORE SEMESTERS! ONLY OVESTERS!
Fri, 00:55: The CEO of T-Mobile is SUPER needy. Itās been like 2 weeks of his being the only promoted tweets in my TL and theyā¦ https://t.co/Htau3Ir5bq
Fri, 00:57: RT @ imaglobot: People keep telling me my pourover looks fancy and I'm actually a hong kong citizen?
Fri, 00:57: RT @ imaglobot: Bassano, aka butt guy in our venetian art and architecture class.
Fri, 01:20: RT @ imaglobot: I think I will meditate on it. Baba yaga edition.
Fri, 08:35: I had 8 notifications in Instagram this morning. Every damn one of them was FROM Instagram trying to persuade me toā¦ https://t.co/tFS2313l0e
Fri, 08:39: How much of an asshole do you have to be for your entire opposition to addressing climate change boils down to, āitā¦ https://t.co/qkoYpljCT6
Fri, 09:26: Women and PPaW, itās high time we admit that we have functional digestive systems and actual nutritional need. Eatā¦ https://t.co/MEQ0iO7Wh5
Fri, 09:26: RT @ word_made_FRESH: "People don't fear change, they fear loss." When it comes to the *full* inclusion of LGBTQ folks in the life of the Cā¦
Fri, 09:29: Clark is a cruel and stupid asshole. HOW WILL KIDS IMPROVE WHEN THEY ARE HUNGRY?? Thereās a fuckton of research onā¦ https://t.co/omPwRvat5U
Fri, 09:39: RT @ FROGTips: IN THE EVENT OF AN INCIDENT INVOLVING FROG, YOU MAY SAY TO YOURSELF, "MY GOD! WHAT HAS FROG DONE?". CONNECT FROG TO A SERIALā¦
Fri, 09:46: RT @ SimonMaloy: it might surprise ABC News' social media team to learn that the president praised a sitting congressman for violently assauā¦
Fri, 10:01: The real issue most men have with abortion is that we donāt need their permission to have one. How dare we withoutā¦ https://t.co/iqXNAkETjr
Fri, 10:19: RT @ sp0ka: Just once I would like to make a joke Online and not have a dude either try to improve on it or think that I do not understand mā¦
Fri, 10:24: Molly consistently tries to love the glasses off my face.
Fri, 10:47: Several of you are following him. I urge you to reconsider: āall of these women accuse Smith of behavior they varā¦ https://t.co/pemHtBfn2S
Fri, 10:55: What kind of weirdo denies themselves ice cream just because weather happening outside, where you are not, is cold? https://t.co/nZLbGlXmT9
Fri, 11:12: RT @ ellle_em: Also, people tend to not believe those who do have OCD because their symptoms don't match the stereotype. So OCD sufferers arā¦
Fri, 11:23: RT @ ParkerMolloy: The point was that the headlines read "Robert Kraft arrested for soliciting prostitution." That's not the problem here. Jā¦
Fri, 11:24: RT @ cthbdk: bro shut the fuck up she was groomed, trafficked and raped and lost 2 kids at age 15 and your sole input is insinuating that yoā¦
Fri, 11:35: RT @ andylevy: ok all three robert kraft jokes have been done
Fri, 11:49: Repost w/o flash What kind of delusional, self-aggrandizing ego does it take to write entire books about how womenā¦ https://t.co/aIJL2orgoR