My tweets

Feb 13, 2019 12:00

  • Tue, 12:00: RT @ DelilahSDawson: riled, a poem by my dog * oh gosh sometimes I get RILED an I want TO PLAY an I try the cat but he jus blinks an ignores…
  • Tue, 12:01: RT @ DelilahSDawson: tuck, a poem by my dog * I tuck my foots under my chin an let the snoozles come again I like to be in a dog ball until…
  • Tue, 12:02: RT @ DelilahSDawson: nose, a poem by my dog * there are times when I dread the skyborks but they're not quite here yet an that is a good mom…
  • Tue, 12:03: RT @ DelilahSDawson: secret, a poem by my dog * I like to think I'm a v honest boi but there's somethin in the yard I been hidin an when you…
  • Tue, 12:03: RT @ DelilahSDawson: hope, a poem by my dog * a few times a day I wander over an take a look in my bowl jus in case there might be a foob bu…
  • Tue, 12:04: RT @ DelilahSDawson: longing, a poem by my dog * all day the smell called me an then you ate but din't offer me any which the pack should do…
  • Tue, 12:04: RT @ DelilahSDawson: itch, a poem by my dog * hi stranger welcome to my home is nice to see you an smell the intresting smells on your pants…
  • Tue, 12:05: RT @ DelilahSDawson: not the bag, a poem by my dog * oh no I see the bag the one that means you're goin away it is too high up for me too pe…
  • Tue, 12:05: RT @ DelilahSDawson: lotta drops, a poem by my dog * my person you are feelin bad an your arm does a dead but hey there is a gravy lining to…
  • Tue, 12:05: RT @ DelilahSDawson: not beggin, a poem by my dog * who me no I am not beggin because you made it p clear that you don't like that I'm jus s…
  • Tue, 12:08: This headache is not going away. I’m gonna go and nap about it.
  • Tue, 12:10: RT @ DelilahSDawson: butt up, a poem by my dog * I sense a lil tasty somethin way back under here can almost reach if my butt goes way up an…
  • Tue, 12:11: RT @ DelilahSDawson: off, a poem by my dog * look i can be as rowdy as the next boi but some things should not be messed with my bed you see…
  • Tue, 12:11: RT @ DelilahSDawson: wound, a poem by my dog * I can feel your pain but you won't let me near enough it hurts you say as you wince look I kn…
  • Tue, 12:14: RT @ DelilahSDawson: amble, a poem by my dog * hurry up you say and c'mon an roll your bones but you forget it is my job to patrol the yard…
  • Tue, 12:15: RT @ DelilahSDawson: no paw, a poem by my dog * pats an rubs are good but no touch my paws you will note that I pull em back an give you a…
  • Tue, 12:16: RT @ DelilahSDawson: lazy boi, a poem by my dog * I don't mean to complain but the cat is not pullin his weight which is like a lot he eats…
  • Tue, 12:22: Dear Mac folx: when my MBP died this past autumn, my backup got corrupted, too, so now I’m essentially starting fro… https://t.co/G8EfzRLJro
  • Tue, 12:23: RT @ pollsofpolitics: Will @ POTUS @ realDonaldTrump get America's southern #BorderWall built no matter what,with out the #Democrats approval?…
  • Tue, 12:24: Are you fucking JOKING? Did I just see somebody fucking complain about “the war on white men” with a straight damn face??
  • Wed, 00:06: RT @ bitterkarella: Stephen King: For the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this... The Tale of the Creepy Small Town with a Spooky S…
  • Wed, 00:06: RT @ bitterkarella: Stephen King: For the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this... The Tale of the Preternaturally Wise Black Person…
  • Wed, 00:07: RT @ bitterkarella: Lovecraft: For the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this... The Tale of the Dusky Foreigner King: ... Barker: ..…
  • Wed, 00:08: RT @ bitterkarella: Poe: Tonight I want to introduce a new member of the Midnight Society King: A new member? They better be REALLY scary. S…
  • Wed, 00:08: RT @ bitterkarella: H.P. Lovecraft: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight society, I call this The Tale of the Non-Euclidian Geometry K…
  • Wed, 00:09: RT @ bitterkarella: John Bellairs: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the Tale of the Spooky Robot King: sure s…
  • Wed, 00:09: RT @ bitterkarella: Stephen King: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this The Tale of the Small Town Haunted by an A…
  • Wed, 00:10: RT @ bitterkarella: Anne Rice: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this The Tale of the Sad Vampire with Smouldering…
  • Wed, 00:11: RT @ bitterkarella: Lovecraft: So this eldritch abomination is so eldritch that you can't even look at it Lovecraft: it's indescribable, jus…
  • Wed, 00:12: RT @ bitterkarella: Mark Danielewski: 𝓼𝓾𝓫𝓶𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓭 for the 𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕧𝕒𝕝 of the Midnight Society¹, I call this: (The) Tale² of the S̶i̶n̶i̶s̶t̶e̶r̶…
  • Wed, 00:13: I am dead. This is beautiful. https://t.co/vlkNhTYwMK
  • Wed, 00:15: RT @ bitterkarella: August Derleth: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this The Tale of the Evil Squid God King: did…
  • Wed, 00:24: RT @ bitterkarella: Carlton Mellick III: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this The Tale of the Planet that Was A G…
  • Wed, 00:27: RT @ bitterkarella: Dean Koontz: hey Mary, I wrote a fan fiction about your modern prometheus story Shelley: Oh yeah? Let me see Shelley: […
  • Wed, 00:30: RT @ bitterkarella: E.T.A. Hoffmann: so the evil wizard cast a spell that made all the apples turn to stone, but the brave knight Hoffmann:…
  • Wed, 00:34: RT @ bitterkarella: Patricia Wallace: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this The Tale of the Carnival that Kills Pe…
  • Wed, 00:36: RT @ bitterkarella: John Bellairs: [holding a hand of glory] Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the Tale of Whi…
  • Wed, 00:38: RT @ bitterkarella: M.R. James: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this The Tale of the Old Haunted Teapot James [ho…
  • Wed, 00:43: RT @ Animal_R_Us: Best day ever. https://t.co/YHImxOcask
  • Wed, 00:44: RT @ mrtimlong: CONVERSATION I JUST HAD: ME: Two Thin Mints please GIRL SCOUT: That’ll be $10. Or you can get four boxes for $20! ME (gen…
  • Wed, 00:45: Okay, I gotta go to sleep. More absurdity and pontificating tomorrow.
  • Wed, 02:27: Okay, but you’re making two separate points here. Older millennials are nearing 40 now, friends. They’re not toddle… https://t.co/tWohWR9x4U
  • Wed, 03:15: RT @ pneumajustice: I still love you even though you’re a cis-heterosexual, I just don’t think you should act on your cis-heterosexuality. M…
  • Wed, 03:37: RT @ redlightvoices: proto hipsters in the 90s: by pointing to pastiche styles as a conspicuous presence, we may, however, regard this conte…
  • Wed, 03:41: RT @ eliasvonhelios: @ redlightvoices Kaiju destroy the constructs of man. IT'S NOT EVEN SUBTEXT
  • Wed, 03:43: “The oppression never ceases. I can’t even own women as chattel anymore. I’m not allowed to beat the shit out of qu… https://t.co/z8U4aFyVDy
  • Wed, 03:45: RT @ EmilyGorcenski: It’s telling that the TERFs are debating the layout of the prisons and not arguing for their abolition. https://t.co/oU
  • Wed, 03:56: RT @ jpbrammer: it's a lens that imagines all non-white people and LGBTQ people as rogue features of the white man's landscape. they suddenl…
  • Wed, 04:15: So, with Twitter being the weird beast it is, I found myself on the profile of a queer Mormon man in his late 50s w… https://t.co/Obk9Ih2sGI
  • Wed, 08:43: I honestly felt like I was reading a parody with that first letter. It included the phrase, “At a minimum, this que… https://t.co/jHogc8GWS3
  • Wed, 09:52: RT @ KariDru: I've been in several large-scale disasters and WE WILL FIGHT THOSE TOO. So yeah, extra terrestrials can catch these hands. htt…
  • Wed, 10:00: “Social good companies” are still causing more social issues than they’re solving. By, like, a significant margin.… https://t.co/L8nCvHSk8n
  • Wed, 10:01: 😂💙 https://t.co/l6fircn4Oy
  • Wed, 10:09: We should not live in a society where people think it’s funny to do this. We also should not live in a society wher… https://t.co/aiOGWAWs71
  • Wed, 10:13: RT @ TheLapsedJedi: The guy who's writing columns about how chicks don't understand Goodfellas in his fifties would like the 39-year-old Pul…
  • Wed, 10:16: Imagine being a primitive life form 2bn years ago without much, if anything, in the way of sentient thought but som… https://t.co/Ftf4aps1wr
  • Wed, 10:21: RT @ Artists_Ali: I've said this before, but I really do believe that part of the problem is that Southern Baptists are so cartoonishly evil…
  • Wed, 10:28: RT @ roblee4: Conversations we shouldn’t have on an airplane Vol. 456. Lady: So do you vaccinate your kids? We’re not for the government f…
  • Wed, 10:30: RT @ mabegoses: Disability tropes that need to die: 1. Disabled character is magically cured (by medical miracle or actual magic) 2. Whee…
  • Wed, 10:33: Okay, so, I actually would love to drive a hearse...but not one that looks like you glued a plinth to the back of a… https://t.co/KdyUwjDll3

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