My tweets

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• Sat, 13:33: RT @ MarkRuffalo: Happy Birthday, @ twhiddleston. 50 is hell. But it gets better. https://t.co/EBinwTRRkL
• Sat, 13:38: RT @ niais: ALWAYS. I was at an outreach thing yesterday and was basically asked "What is the actual value in do astronomy?" and I answered…
• Sat, 13:40: RT @ AlishaGrauso: Random reminder that Mads Mikkelsen had an entire life as a gymnast and dancer before be became an actor. https://t.co/gq…
• Sat, 13:41: RT @ mckellogs: Art Twitter, do you know anyone who does feminized portraits for a friend who will soon be on HRT? I think she would like to…
• Sat, 13:43: I just managed to trip myself by getting the big toe of one foot caught in the opposite pantsleg. I’m super gracefu… https://t.co/wUqeYVh067
• Sat, 13:44: RT @ osutein: Not-skiing is among my favorite activities.
• Sat, 13:48: RT @ RevMelanieNOLA: It’s always good when a store lets you know they don’t want your business https://t.co/KehFhjWViD
• Sat, 13:51: Hey, here’s a though: why don’t we, I dunno, START BELIEVING WOMEN WHEN THEY SAY THESE THINGS? At least give it a s… https://t.co/HV0QZ44AxG
• Sat, 13:54: Also, “police are investigating it as a homicide....” no shit! She was folded up in a suitcase! That’s kinda hard to do to yourself.
• Sat, 13:57: RT @ miamckenzie: He really likes saying "oh lord!" Especially because it cracks us up and he loves cracking us up. 😂😂 https://t.co/yuuJT4RL…

• Sat, 13:59: So, this is a thing I know know. https://t.co/h1cbGW9ZXb
• Sat, 14:06: The Talking Wombat and the Mysterious Case of the Disappearing Chicken Ladies. https://t.co/lhqZ0IwCvI
• Sat, 14:08: This is why I love her. (Shh. Don’t tell her.) https://t.co/ziB7lVVEe2
• Sat, 14:16: That’s a super cute 2-dimensional worldview you’ve got there. Would be a shame if somebody introduced some fucking… https://t.co/jbnx0ExjhW
• Sat, 14:20: This is the kind of answer men somehow never expect to get when they decide to Explain How It Works to people who a… https://t.co/clilJBtpk5
• Sat, 14:22: RT @ LianaBrooks: Reylo throne room fight syncs with Cha Cha Slide and nothing I have heard to day has made me happier. https://t.co/lGcafsk…
• Sat, 14:28: So, before reading this, the only thing I knew about Dothan, AL is that it’s the peanut capital of the world. How t… https://t.co/JV10kTDsqD
• Sat, 14:34: Instead, read this article where Cthulhu catfish dads say “do not eat my babies” with face spikes. Also, they highl… https://t.co/TTETvugGd0
• Sat, 14:37: Holy shit. Just @ me next time. 😭 https://t.co/tW9jo2bkJL
• Sat, 14:41: Thanks for bringing up Mr. “Pooped In Our Popcorn Bowl And Won’t Throw It Away” again. My brain had nearly scarred… https://t.co/5W1Ko2dNYr

• Sat, 14:47: Can we inscribe this EVERYWHERE, please? Like, on the faces of white cishet folx, at a start. https://t.co/ZZYatkRTqG
• Sat, 14:48: RT @ kateleth: “Straight white cis man” is the same amount of adjectives as “bisexual mixed-race trans girl” but yet the second one gets all…
• Sat, 14:51: Yes, please. You bring the blood magic and I’ll find a voodoo doll. Pretty sure my other gamer folx would be willin… https://t.co/d2H0ANLGG5
• Sat, 14:51: RT @ beardedstoner: “Actually, I’m a libertarian.” https://t.co/iHn4zMowse
• Sat, 14:53: ...wow. I...wow. I will never stop being shocked and embarrassed by my fellow white folx. https://t.co/KOxeUYNj0g
• Sat, 14:54: This. Yeah, it was about “states’ rights” to legislate the owning of other human beings, Karen, not whether to have… https://t.co/6uaN2kOpBw
• Sat, 14:58: RT @ LeVostreGC: And Ich wondir, yet Ich wondir, Who wil stoppe the rayne?
• Sat, 15:00: Y’know, @ LeVostreGC has been tweeting in character for about 8 years now and I wish I was that dedicated to basical… https://t.co/1TvGN1rbi9
• Sat, 15:03: Hey, @ Twitter? I realize I’ve mentioned in tweets that I live in Arkansas, but I’ve never given you location tracki… https://t.co/Ho0z5lDqPn
• Sat, 15:05: #WhyINeedFeminism: In case I ever have a Kafkaesque episode where I wake up as an octopus. https://t.co/vTXORxoIiB

• Sat, 15:07: RT @ ClutchScience: A friend with terminal cancer just put the family car up for sale so that she'll be able to pay for the privilege of sta…
• Sat, 15:07: RT @ ClutchScience: a couple of people have inquired about a Go Fund Me. There is one. I'm not asking, but if you're offering, please DM me…
• Sat, 15:11: RT @ SandyBoynton: Today is National Pizza Day. You know what you must do. #NationalPizzaDay https://t.co/1oqQ59LoAg
• Sat, 15:15: RT @ DrJenGunter: Multiple orgasms have a certain effect, this is true. https://t.co/E0Wjje9b35
• Sat, 15:17: This. This is what I keep shouting at snowbound states. I get! I lived on top of a mountain in Nevada! I was a smug… https://t.co/Gw18ZHjlV3
• Sat, 15:28: If you don’t mentally strategize how long it will take you to grab a knife in case of murder when you’re on the wa… https://t.co/rZ6y3Mtl9z
• Sat, 15:31: RT @ davelevitan: The defenses of Abramson’s plagiarism are increasingly infuriating. Look at this one: So, how many years of outstanding wo…
• Sat, 15:33: Autocorrupt really underestimated how many times I legitimately mean “thus.” I need it. For sarcasm purposes.
• Sat, 15:34: Twitter, please quit asking me about songs I don’t know. It makes me feel like the pop culture outcast I truly am. https://t.co/ChUDcZBpTo
• Sat, 15:34: I mean, wouldn’t you? https://t.co/16JHsxuz6D

• Sat, 15:39: RT @ TE38Stormer: @ kwmurphy, @ Lollardfish, @ BillCorbett, @ snickelsox I never ask for retweets, ever, but this person is at risk and their to…
• Sat, 15:44: RT @ rachsyme: I asked the shih tzu booth if the breed had ever won best in show and a woman answered “no we keep getting beat out by the go…
• Sat, 15:46: Can this just be my job now? I would like to pet dogs and tweet. I’m very qualified. (Source: me. Would I lie to yo… https://t.co/yL7oZ7eiV3
• Sat, 15:49: Look, I’m 39 and also it’s none of your business. If you’ll excuse me, I have important chaotic god things to do no… https://t.co/arKXyGhIMd
• Sat, 15:50: RT @ LouisatheLast: I DID NOT COME HERE TO BE ATTACKED and also I just turned 36, THANK YOU VERY MUCH https://t.co/AHXu2Hv1aC
• Sat, 15:54: Results reproduced within an acceptable margin of error. Suggest double blind study with video of cat/gorilla pairi… https://t.co/FSQfLM9pX3
• Sat, 15:56: Wow, fellow 30+ year old people! We sure are having some feels about the Sims today, aren’t we? Let’s all have them… https://t.co/SAJNTb6elz
• Sat, 16:10: Y’all, c’mon. Why do I see people RT’ing that @ THESUGARDAD1 nonsense on my TL? That shit’s been debunked. Paypal ev… https://t.co/7UBk4s05WI
• Sat, 16:10: RT @ SlenderSherbet: "WHY WON'T YOU LET ME LOVE YOU" https://t.co/nyQbLAeaJC
• Sat, 16:11: Y’ALL, A MUSK OX WOULD EAT A MOOSE FOR LUNCH. CHOOSE WISELY. https://t.co/nEyhorLvhR

• Sat, 16:14: Definitely armadillos. They come with the best armour standard in the base package. https://t.co/E3WDRiCNtX
• Sat, 16:15: I mean, you can TRY to ward that off with a bunch of condors, but in reality, they’re golden eagles and you’re just… https://t.co/Z7X05ZVIuA
• Sat, 16:16: Komodo dragons for sure. Even if they lose ultimately, if they can get a few bites in, the resulting infection will… https://t.co/4hyAD1X3I5
• Sat, 16:18: This one’s hard, but my money’s on the mongoose. I watched Rikki Tikki Tavi as a kid. I know things. (Like: imperia… https://t.co/79BCGcbsfC
• Sat, 16:20: Shit. I did not plan for cicadas. I’m gonna go with cockroaches, though, in case the cicadas have nukes. https://t.co/oeghnFTJCo
• Sat, 16:27: Impeach the judge. https://t.co/pDCAB60Lce
• Sat, 16:29: How I play the Sims. (Also, a little light murder and some recreational infidelity, but that’s for another type of… https://t.co/v5QBdunxZh
• Sat, 16:30: This is good to know. It’s 2019, so my ROI on plagiarism invested should be fairly healthy. Assuming the market for… https://t.co/xiHq3UcVEo
• Sat, 16:33: Cassowary. Birds are dinosaurs and they have not forgotten. I don’t trust antipodean birds and these fuckers are fl… https://t.co/x1M8qXkh6Z
• Sat, 16:38: RT @ Otter_News: Water sausage makes friends with a good boy. https://t.co/JCPl7qilAN

• Sat, 16:46: RT @ GailSimone: King Shark will only do frontal nudity if it’s essential to the plot.
• Sat, 16:57: Reminded of a story from my early adolescence, it occurred to me that I have never passed on perhaps the greatest w… https://t.co/qmtoczntGQ
• Sat, 16:57: RT @ SarahTaber_bww: lmao office workers getting gentrified out by agriculture how's it feel? 😂 https://t.co/zZGU440gUu
• Sat, 16:58: Just MollyCat things. https://t.co/tEB1ZY8m5o
• Sat, 17:00: @ RevAGSL you just deleted a tweet that I had the perfect response to, so I’m gonna our it out there anyway and you… https://t.co/aVXq3en2Hg
• Sat, 17:03: RT @ RevAGSL: JB: I wish *gibberish* could come to my birthday Me: who? JB: *unintelligible* Me: who? JB: BABY OWLS. Me: touche #parenting
• Sat, 17:09: RT @ chrelisem: We don't really celebrate Valentine's Day but I'm not about to let an opportunity to use themed cookie cutters pass me by, s…
• Sat, 17:11: RT @ DonBoo: People who require a lot of emotional labor without ever making an effort to reciprocate aren't your friends.
• Sat, 17:22: The look of determination in that second pic! Lucy is a PROFESSIONAL. https://t.co/bENBLRGedK
• Sat, 17:23: “Look, I don’t wanna go into it, but if you invite Lucy, we can’t be friends anymore.” https://t.co/8wRkkuwIBA

• Sat, 17:23: RT @ BlairBraverman: As usual, Boo has feelings. https://t.co/TLiRiWjvog
• Sat, 17:24: JENGA: SRS BSNS DOGE https://t.co/1UKHmOwQ4T
• Sat, 17:31: Or the immigrant parts. Or the literally gay parts. They’re reading it as a much worse book than they have to. https://t.co/SwF0oDVoVI
• Sat, 17:34: Ack! Shit! No! Jesus. I don’t want Bernie to run & I’m not a huge fan of a large segment of his fan base, but ducki… https://t.co/C3h7RKYd5T
• Sat, 17:35: RT @ kxthleen: RT if you are not a sex worker but would go home from work if your boss offered you a full day’s pay #sexworkiswork https://t…
• Sat, 17:37: This is a bad analogy. I mean, I didn’t always wanna do my job, either, especially if I got paid not to do it for a… https://t.co/Xr0OFFRNmm
• Sat, 17:40: AGAIN: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO YELL THAT APPEALS TO GENOCIDAL IMAGERY ARE NOT A DISPUTE RESOLUTION MECHANISM AN… https://t.co/F1AEnGqCEV
• Sat, 17:43: RT @ hellolanemoore: just had a panic attack in the vegan cheese aisle at Whole Foods and immediately thought “I bet this happens in this ex…
• Sat, 17:44: RT @ ken_you_not: @ princess_stef69 Instead of supporting this transphobic mess, buy my cute custom pops https://t.co/GvSOX57CfT
• Sat, 17:53: What kind of moronic mouth-breather transphobic bullshit is this? Whoever made this is a trash person. https://t.co/AkQoJ5c0Lz

• Sat, 18:01: Dear random-ass menfolk: a “stretched out” or “loose” vagina is not a thing. It’s way more likely that your dick is… https://t.co/RxXPC4IaIl
• Sat, 18:02: Hey, 1913: what the fuck? https://t.co/DaWecrnHDD
• Sat, 18:07: RT @ Qlaras: @ secretGeek @ ktetch @ ta2dalchemist @ kuhn_reinhard @ doctorow Wait, so now we have to fight Big Cake™, too? Man, the future is ge…
• Sat, 18:09: BREEN, this is just a synopsis of Tumblr. https://t.co/vfeGEkTiE3
• Sat, 18:15: You are fucking KIDDING me. Motherfucker. You blas�, trashfire, ignorant motherfucker. https://t.co/2SIswyszmn
• Sat, 18:15: RT @ jesseltaylor: You bring a whole new meaning to “problematic white man” https://t.co/4Odt1e2qzP
• Sat, 18:17: And you know what the fucking worst part of that Trail of Tears dig ShitGibbon in Chief made? You could tell he tho… https://t.co/tnp4XVKpGM
• Sat, 18:20: Welp. @ DoorDash is officially a corporate shitshow with no ethical abilities, so that’s another app I can get rid o… https://t.co/6vL3sRJOPr
• Sat, 18:26: RT @ p_emory: The way @ AOC is using media to promote economic progressivism is fine and everything, but unless and until she brings a giant…
• Sat, 18:28: RT @ BeanGilsdorf: Boomers: I care thiiiiis much Millennials: small penis Gen-X: [Kids in the Hall voice]: “l am crushing your head” https:/…

• Sat, 18:28: RT @ BeanGilsdorf: Gen Z: "Alexa! 3D pinch-zoom is malfunctioning! Fix my haptics!"
• Sat, 18:31: RT @ CorrieJN: Relatable. #pockets #HERper https://t.co/ydj6qHrfcX
• Sat, 18:31: RT @ Stonekettle: Twitter: Holy shit. Trump is making a joke out of one of the worst acts of genocide in recorded history! Me: Twitter:…
• Sat, 18:37: RT @ BrianLeeWow: dreamt that i had a weird bird/bat hybrid creature as a pet and i taught it how to draw with a marker and it drew a pictur…
• Sat, 18:47: RT @ thegoodcatboy: , NNAP https://t.co/9dzfsAUJ8d
• Sat, 18:53: I didn’t even know that this was a thing that existed and now I’m mad because I could have been nomming this stuff… https://t.co/luds2nOViU
• Sat, 18:54: RT @ SSeminarian: I just saw a man with a Chick-fil-a sandwich in one hand, and an alcoholic beverage in the other. He took one bite of the…
• Sat, 18:58: Exactly this. All of this. https://t.co/j6HA1yWsMV
• Sat, 19:10: I love KC. You should, too. They know their shit and don’t have time for your equivocating and fatphobia. https://t.co/KuoNNqzAWM
• Sat, 19:11: RT @ femmina: ~body positivity~ as led by thin & currently-enabled folks is anodyne and of exceedingly little liberatory value. Rearrange yo…

• Sat, 19:13: It has grown too powerful. It cannot be contained. It’s coming for you. https://t.co/6J0cNDSzaa
• Sat, 19:17: THIS IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT. OLEASE PAY ATTENTION IMMEDIATELY. https://t.co/a2ZEQrd88S
• Sat, 19:18: I really want a screen reader that will should when it encounters text in all caps. It would scare the shit out of… https://t.co/tqr063a7fJ
• Sat, 19:21: I have a weird wrinkle in my brain. There are some acronyms I seem completely incapable of remembering what they st… https://t.co/9pBA2iMGf3
• Sat, 19:21: RT @ melmadara: let’s get down to business 🤚 😣/ _/|| _/¯ ¯\_ to defeat the huns 👋 \ 😩 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_…
• Sat, 19:34: RT @ steelydanalbum: RT this if you’re over 30 and something hurts on your body and you didn’t injure it
• Sat, 19:35: RT @ RandyTayler: I like how you just assume the ghost in your basement is from a deceased HUMAN. What if a snake met a grisly death there a…
• Sat, 19:35: RT @ RandyTayler: Ghost spiders can still bite you, by the way
• Sat, 19:39: Hey, @ Twitter! @ realDonaldTrump is using genocide to intimidate a woman. Any thoughts on that? Any rules that might… https://t.co/XzYgfZQMCi
• Sat, 19:41: RT @ jaysondbradley: "Can someone help me? I can't find justice in the Bible that isn't social."-- @ wesroy68

• Sat, 19:44: RT @ agraybee: Pro tip: if you’re an effective advocate for a left-wing cause, Fox News isn’t going to invite you on. If they’re inviting yo…
• Sat, 19:45: ALL HAIL THE LONG-HAIRED BEEF PUPPY! https://t.co/Mzazn5TE0k
• Sat, 19:46: OMG. I also loved taking the special genre of Evangelical music known as “Jesus is my boyfriend” music and make the… https://t.co/LKaAqIlKcQ
• Sat, 19:46: RT @ cmpriest: Or...hear me out...the problem is the behavior *proudly recorded for posterity* in those yearbooks. https://t.co/Ka8mjcakj2
• Sat, 19:47: RT @ VashtiHarrison: Last year I illustrated a Hallmark card and today I finally got to see the finished product! They added glitter - which…
• Sat, 19:47: RT @ ZairTinyDog: Ready to dreaming about runtimes https://t.co/Xudx8Br5uj
• Sat, 19:47: RT @ peter_masiakos: Do you personally know someone who was shot or shot themselves? RT for YES, ❤️ for NO.
• Sat, 19:49: RT @ sassycrass: So in light of recently seeing an assortment of puppet and bot accounts try to infiltrate various digital communities I bel…
• Sat, 19:58: RT @ ida_skibenes: @ realDonaldTrump There’s a special place in hell for you: No Twitter and CNN all day where the NIKE commercial is Hillary…
• Sat, 20:00: RT @ Blackamazon: .... no just no. https://t.co/p0Ky6t00Qo

• Sat, 20:01: ...do not want https://t.co/52vQDylXjX
• Sat, 20:02: RT @ maggieserota: how big of a tool do you have to be for Valerie Bertinelli to have to come out and regulate your ass. https://t.co/LtRnJE…
• Sat, 20:11: RT @ artdecider: @ RobLowe Not art.
• Sat, 20:14: People who have sex with minors shouldn’t throw stones. https://t.co/IVproCWfki
• Sat, 20:17: Molly, you don’t want a cookie. Cats don’t even have tastebuds for sweet.
• Sat, 20:19: RT @ mm_schill: @ rogerhevans @ Lollardfish "The failure mode of clever is asshole," --John Scalzi
• Sat, 20:33: Never actually wanted a pierced nipple. Then I got a cat who likes to walk literally all over me and will sometimes… https://t.co/UPVaXCE1t5
• Sat, 20:34: RT @ NativeApprops: These "jokes" show me that most Americans don't think of Native folks as your neighbors, your professors, your friends,…
• Sat, 20:35: RT @ Nash076: I think you've fundamentally misunderstood the contract, friend. We'll accept anybody based on *what* they are. We'll happil…
• Sat, 20:37: Whoever is in charge of posting these things needs to resign, immediately. This sort of stigmatizing belief undergi… https://t.co/7F5GPDLBd6

• Sat, 20:40: Re: the last QT, it was exceedingly difficult not to just type “FUCK YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT POLLYANNA THEOLOGICAL TR… https://t.co/kCpox2vXRp
• Sat, 20:40: RT @ Okolnir: someone asked me to draw a shampoo commercial hair flip on stream today so i googled for specifics and i did not know this is…
• Sat, 20:42: Dude. You literally just said if you’re in Christ all the pain goes away. Get your bibliolatry out of my faith. You… https://t.co/ALPpEIaWXx
• Sat, 20:43: Darwinism definitely does NOT teach random mutations. You’re talking out your ear. They’re meaningful mutations tha… https://t.co/a67dDoExkB
• Sat, 20:44: Make up your mind. You are flatly contradicting yourself in about every third tweet. This is embarrassing. https://t.co/LjMs39LjUn
• Sat, 20:46: Dear Jesus, please give me the patience not to spend the next 3 hours viciously disembowelling the malicious and ca… https://t.co/Yq2csN303M
• Sat, 20:48: RT @ melissamcewen: People who think Americans won't take trains if they are a couple of hours slower than planes need to meet the Midwester…
• Sat, 20:49: Have been for 4 years now. https://t.co/f4tJq9dlMD
• Sat, 20:49: RT @ OliviatheKitteh: Why you no give me the chackens??? https://t.co/Kc0uOsBZCG
• Sat, 20:50: RT @ Lollardfish: In a few years, when the GOP tries to pretend that Trump was an aberration, let's remember that the Romney family was full…

• Sat, 20:54: 1. Stay in a hostel 2. Eat actual dirt & feral pigeons 3. Sell plasma 4.paddleboat through the sewers 5. Invent you… https://t.co/7S9eG620lg
• Sat, 21:00: Whitaker ain’t that slick. This guy has discernible talent. https://t.co/nU8ZpwKJcA
• Sat, 21:03: One day, I’m gonna go on the loudest, longest twitter tirade about all the reasons John Piper & his clone army are… https://t.co/5HIAJnClQi
• Sat, 21:20: This cartoon really got dark and it’s seared in my memory. I reject it because a) I have a squidgy theology on hell… https://t.co/CXTVFigocb
• Sat, 21:24: Wow is that not at all how this works. It’s also not based in truth or rationality. It’s...a pretty bad take there,… https://t.co/QnhMqT80jU
• Sat, 21:25: RT @ HydrationCat: HYDRAT, RACE, DRINKK AN WATRE BEFOR U VOT!E!!!
• Sat, 21:26: RT @ dusty_kitten: @ oscartimee When you stare into twittor twittor stares back https://t.co/BRM64hHPK7
• Sat, 21:26: RT @ thegoodcatboy: LLFIFE IS ,TO SHORT ,,FOR WAR BRIGN THE PEACE ,,BAKC TO THE ,WORLD https://t.co/TV77YHIgkH
• Sat, 21:33: I think I’m gonna turn in early tonight, Twitter. If I leave now, I might sneak out before @ LianaBrooks tweets demo… https://t.co/blrUB9Qn8D
• Sat, 21:36: I leave you with this nightmare that twisted what’s left of my brainpan into a complex toroid and kicked my dog. Ni… https://t.co/FdmsO6r1Q1

• Sun, 01:04: RT @ stinkeybabie: angery...... abote........ homofobs ande trains’fobs https://t.co/kJvCTyjq26
• Sun, 01:06: RT @ crerrity: I love how some fanboys have this idea of Star Wars being this gritty dystopia, devoid of stupid jokes. The guns go pew pew a…
• Sun, 01:14: RT @ greg_snook: When life gives you SnowMageddon, make a Snotorrow. #SeattleSnowMageddon2019 https://t.co/3ZDPg4IkmI
• Sun, 01:18: RT @ WholesomeMeme: please remember that you are contributing to the world being a more kind place by being yourself! love YOURSELF https://…
• Sun, 01:20: Hello, hi. I’m only passing through. I just woke up with heartburn and decided to be mad about it while my pepto ta… https://t.co/ESPmion5Nk
• Sun, 01:21: RT @ amandadeibert: I don't want to brag about being the best parent of all time, but today my 4 year old daughter said, "Mommy, if you mix…
• Sun, 01:21: RT @ premeesaurus: i just want more huge doorstopper stand-alone novels with convoluted prose and tons of irrelevant tangents that leave me…
• Sun, 01:24: RT @ estarianne: This is my life every day. https://t.co/brdyV2PUgV
• Sun, 01:25: It was racist and you’re a tool. https://t.co/ihV3XV3xem
• Sun, 01:25: Also, that’s not how the fucking Oxford comma works. https://t.co/ihV3XV3xem

• Sun, 01:44: Okay, Twitter. I have taken pepto, excoriated Rob Lowe, mocked Star Wars fanboys who think the franchise is High Ar… https://t.co/tShxhrM8XR
• Sun, 09:18: Okay, first off, no man today will ever outdo Carol Burnett. It’s not possible. Also, there’s some toxic masculinit… https://t.co/8PNfSMZndE
• Sun, 09:44: If you’ve somehow convinced yourself that Christianity doesn’t have its own ritualistic ruleset, much of which is u… https://t.co/7amv5WF2jP
• Sun, 09:54: RT @ seraph76: Every time someone tells me I should "only include sexuality if it's relevant to the story" I kill off a cishet character.
• Sun, 09:58: This picture is so upsetting! I guess he is forever in my mind played by Matt Smith saying offensive and ethnocentr… https://t.co/PhCvy8p47E
• Sun, 10:00: Bilbo has dimples and I will never NOT find that adorable. I never knew cats could have dimples and I feel like my… https://t.co/1jxQsgMygO
• Sun, 10:00: RT @ thegoodcatboy: ! , HENLO https://t.co/JaEwtayDgm
• Sun, 10:02: And onother good morning wish from one of the most handsome beings on the Internet. 😍 https://t.co/UFwyhDMrVx
• Sun, 10:04: RT @ onlykindofbrave: @ UrsulaV You need a Pok�mon break. Here. Have a Pok�mon. https://t.co/pNYv3ysMGF
• Sun, 10:04: RT @ onlykindofbrave: @ UrsulaV https://t.co/PzebwFbeiv

• Sun, 10:09: My favourite lesser known combat skill. https://t.co/42RGTpVeBr
• Sun, 10:09: RT @ lasrina: YOU: Heehee, new emoji that means "tiny penis" ME, AN INTELLECTUAL: Thank God they finally gave us an emoji sloth.
• Sun, 10:11: Look, if you’re gonna be spilling all my deepest fears to the uncaring Internet, at least buy me dinner first. https://t.co/EMEao9Paq3
• Sun, 10:21: RT @ diannaeanderson: So are you planning to examine the theology of male authority and sexual purity that enables the cover up of such abus…
• Sun, 10:22: RT @ m_yosry2012: Go bed https://t.co/nG5o8cTbS0
• Sun, 10:25: 1. We don’t HAVE open borders, you tool 2. So? Latin Americans are badass and being awesome food and culture. What… https://t.co/tzRrnL7ZKQ
• Sun, 10:25: RT @ KatAMacfarlane: This piece mentions (‘Laptops are a lifeline, allowing students with disabilities to participate fully in class’) and t…
• Sun, 10:33: I love this thread and I wish to buy your cookbook. https://t.co/z10EEzx3gV
• Sun, 10:36: I’d get a couple, dress them in sequins, call them the new Point(i)er Sisters and make them sing songs from the 80s. https://t.co/EmLBSaS9VQ
• Sun, 10:41: RT @ Imani_Barbarin: “Millennials aren’t having kids at the replacement rate.” Capitalism: https://t.co/wWx8KFQf25

• Sun, 10:42: RT @ beardedstoner: *clears throat* https://t.co/cS8kzlv1Fb
• Sun, 10:43: Dammit. I KNEW I’d be the yappiest tiny dog. Oh well. I’mma go be a yappy tornado for justice. https://t.co/EqJkW5u08c
• Sun, 10:48: RT @ Kal1994_: What’s up Twitter I’m a chef in the DMV. I cater, meal prep & sell plates ($10-$20) on weekends. A Like or Retweet might chan…
• Sun, 10:49: HUG AN CHONK PLZ https://t.co/uEftejn5aX
• Sun, 10:51: RT @ sirosenbaum: Since Pratt, Lowe, and Ansari have all shown their asses, I'm here to remind you that Nick Offerman runs a woodshop in LA…
• Sun, 11:08: RT @ Alt_FedEmployee: Rob Lowe is a jackass but his tweet is an example of how when the fuckwad who is supposed to be president uses racial…
• Sun, 11:08: RT @ njbut04: the 5 girls who will absolutely ruin your life: 1. julia 2. julia 3. julia 4. julia 5. julia julia if you're reading this br…
• Sun, 11:09: RT @ Shakestweetz: "Billionaire" isn't a qualification. It's the description of a person who is hoarding more resources than they could use…
• Sun, 11:10: RT @ JesusOfNaz316: Blessed are they who understand the ongoing process of thesis-antithesis-synthesis.
• Sun, 11:14: RT @ leeflower: "I apologize for my race/gender/____" is annoying because it's just a less combative way of saying "not ALL ____!" We're sti…

• Sun, 11:15: My guy, no. Just...no. This is just embarrassing. Resign and go live in obscurity and spend the rest of your life t… https://t.co/naVeUpc7IL
• Sun, 11:17: RT @ _ElizabethMay: Me, five minutes after meeting a human person: i need a break from humans for a while Me, a minute after meeting a cat:…
• Sun, 11:18: RT @ septemburissue: 1926 Vogue did not have to snap this hard https://t.co/WtD1sFHJOl
• Sun, 11:23: #PIESFORTHEPEOPLE https://t.co/9yINfjkw15
• Sun, 11:25: Cerberus was such a cute baby. https://t.co/IV9LPqt0yx
• Sun, 11:25: RT @ dwdavison9318: NORTHAM: ...also, very few people realize this but there were hundreds of Irish people who were brought here as slaves K…
• Sun, 11:28: I was JUST thinking this while revisiting Prisoner of Azkaban. How could Snape cover for Lupin given his own teachi… https://t.co/U26gccPm9T
• Sun, 11:41: Really kinda mad this book isn’t about Mr. Rogers, honestly. https://t.co/IGDOvPJzeW
• Sun, 11:43: RT @ toastedcatconut: Comtemplatign the state ofe ruondness... https://t.co/C9DfR3ZooL
• Sun, 11:44: RT @ doctor_oxford: “‘Are you feeling alright?” I asked her. ‘I feel all sleepy,’ she said. In an hour, she was unconscious. In 12 hours,…

• Sun, 11:53: ...is this...a-are we supposed to change them seasonally? Like snow tires? https://t.co/n9OutbGiBi
• Sun, 11:54: RT @ classiclib3ral: [sees a new emoji that can be used to signify something is small] this is an attack on my penis https://t.co/TwS7yHyJRV
• Sun, 11:55: RT @ premeesaurus: is there any chance i could be eaten by something other than the craptoraptor i wish to die with dignity https://t.co/jo…