FIC: Wearing The Pants Ch. 1

[asprit]

I'm back! Hope everyone's well, because I'm just dying to jump back into LJ and all the Dong Banging I've missed on hiatus. :D Oh, and I passed my driving test yesterday! Yay! *does happy dance*

Also, here's the first chapter to my first fic ever.. Dedicated to my f-list, for being really awesome people.. I've missed you guys! ♥

---

Title:

Comments

[machine_of_july]

Ahh craps I must be off... too much DBSK spazz to catch up on!! ASPRIT YOU MISSED SO MUCH SPARKLING FANGASMS!! I fully expect you to get your ass to my LJ asap and check out your damn prezzie... <.<;;

We'll talk more when I get back.

And just because I'm feeling nice... some very important things you must be aware of

GO SINK YOUR FANGS INTO THE DREAM CONCERT "O" PERFORMANCE!! WHY!?










BUT DEFINITELY FOR THIS:










*_____________________* Yeah

And




CU:






JaeHo are very happy and love to hold hands now that they're officially MARRIED!!!

and... done with the totally unrelated spam. For now. Muahaha.

[mikomi_tears]

GIIIIIRRRRRLLL...you forgot the one that kept us horny for like 3 days straight!!!


OMGOSH..there are so many wonderful things to share... I dunno even where to begin with all the dong banging!!! <3333


SEX ON A STICK!!!


There...sexy jae..to go with his Ho... cuz DAMN HO's been so freaking sexy lately!!!! ♥ But then there's Min... OMG..MIN!!! I'm about to post a Yoosumin picspam... YUMMEH!!! <3

[machine_of_july]

AHSKJSKALSJLAKSJ I TRIED TO POST A DIFF GIF OF THAT SHOT BUT PHOTOBUCKET RESIZED AND IMAGESHACK HATED AND I WAS GETTING BITCHED OFF OF TEH PC AND COULDN'T FIND IT aka tooooo much fangasmic piccies to wade through BUT THANK GOD YOU BITCHSLAPPED ME BACK IN ORDER AND POSTED THAT!! *emos off the face of the earth

*happy dreams of that wonderful, wonderful night of msn crack*

Now we really have incentive to bully Asprit onto MSN... especially since all the pervs have united hahahaha! look at me talking as if she can't read this ahahahaha




HOGOD!!! AHSKAJSHASLAGSJA Why is he so flipping gorgeous!? I mean really! He's absolutely fucking insanelt pretty, hot, masculine, sexy, orgasmic, with those perfect cat eyes of his, ETCETCETC *pauses to wipe drool* I love me some Ho

Prease to be replying with the ghettofabulous booty shot in the Smag of Su's!! askjhalksjakshasj

should I feel bad for spamming? I haven't even freaking read the fic yet XDDD

Wait a second. WE'RE THE SPAMMERS EXTRAORDINARE PUHAHAHA! ♥♥♥

and prease to be spamming teh Min-min pics 8Q_______

[mikomi_tears]

NO KIDDING!!! PFU (Pervy fangirls UNITED....TIS THE AIRLINE I ALWAYS USE). and no problem..I MEAN IT WAS JUST SUCH A FREAKING HARDSHIP TO THINK ABOUT ALL THOSE AMAZING DONG BANGING DREAMS INSPRIED BY HO'S STOMACH, CHEST AND NIPPLE. *Takes a long lingering lick all the way down his slender torso*

and HO GOD mY JAEGOD! I have noidea why he's so a;slkdjfa;skdfj FREAKING HOT! But then again... COME ON! OH! Speaking of which.. ASPRIT... YOU MUST JOIN the new Junsu community kamo_come_on I totally spam that with amazing pictures. It's ALMOST as fun as the YOOSUMIN comm (but not quite, cuz after all I'm the mod there...and I'm full of cracky spam..but still..I just posted an entry "ode to kamo booty!!! Let ze force compel you. Speaking of that totally BANGABLE BOOTY...





Oh..wait....that's not his booty..but YEAH..It's just screaming TAP THAT!!!



CAN WE SAY THE JOYS OF FLEXABILITY???? HOT DAMN!!! you so know they were warming up for "pratice" later that night...*cough*

BY THE JAEGOD how I loved these pants...



ANd finally a little HIP ACTION!!! alskdjf;askjdflaksdjf....



THE MIN PICS...OKay, just click HERE and you'll get my ENTIRE SPAM of the PV... JUST OMG! MIN! WATER! HIPS! JAE! WATER! NeCK! *me spazzing to death*
THE PICS THAT SCREAM YES DONG BANG ME NOW, and the DONG BANG CAR!

*feels no guilt about spamming...after all WE ARE THE ORIGIONAL FOUNDERS OF DBH...and WE ART the Spammmmm queens..and co-guardian devils, backstage techhies, costume designers and OT∞.

[asprit]

The amount of time I've spent staring at that Ho gif repeat itself again and again can't possibly be healthy. DAMN MY NEED TO CATCH SIGHT OF A NIPPLE!! 8DDD

It amuses me to no end how Min's shirt has a TALKING BANANA. XD And I remember seeing that glorious pic of Jae!Crotch before! With that ever-helpful hotcrotch-detecting finger, of course. *sniggers*

MIN SPAM!



SOAKING WET MINGASM. 8DDD Min, I know it's supposed to be hot and all, but seriously, an orgasmic look like that makes people suspect what's going on off-camera. >:D



Shaking yourself dry, Min? There's really no need to.. *volunteers to lick water off*



GUHHH.



OMG MIN DOING A CROTCH THRUST. *____________________* Why don't I remember seeing him ever do one before?! [read: shameless plea for any evidence of him doing so before XD]

Sorry almost all my spamming's from the Summer Dream PV since I haven't caught up on the rest yet D:

[mikomi_tears]

OMFG! JUST ;asdfjal;skjdfl;aks fj words fail me... and I"M AT WORK DARNIT, WHY MUST I BE AT WORK WHERE ALL SPAZZZ IS CENSORED....I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO SAY...MAINLY BEING I EFFIN LOVE YOU FOR THESE GIFS. YOU ROCK MY WORLD...OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! DBO∞

Min's beeing doing a lot of that good...um .yeah..you know...and I GAHHHHHHHH...WORK KILLS...I SHALL SpAZZ LATER!!!! ♥ YOU ARE MY DONG BANG LOVER!! I SHALL MEET YOU IN THE CAR W/MACHINE TONIGHT!@!!!! that was a shameless plea for you to get on msn w/us

[mikomi_tears]

OH..and that HO gif? I watched it for about 6 hours while having a completely FILTHY conversation with machine and hoshi on MSn......>_> YAY FOR HO NIPPLE!!! It's there, I promise! I can still see it... WATCH THE DREAM CONCERT performance...OMG! OMG! OMG!

[asprit]

Me when I saw that first pic: OMG WTF IS CHUN DOING IN A SLINKY BLACK HALTER DRESS, COMPLETE WITH PLUNGING NECKLINE, SPARKLY BELT AND POSSESSIVE HOT HUSBAND/PIMP (READ: SU)?!? *______________________________________*

*cough* Right. XD

But yes, the YOOSUUU! SU is SO in love in that second pic! ♥ And the look on his face in the first - that isn't undressing someone with your eyes, that's RAPING. >D Chun's all, umm.. SU? *wibbles*

OH MY JAEGOD~









Aish, totally unrelated to the Dream Concert, but JAEGASMS HAVE TO SHARED. 8DDD

AND HO- HOLY HO MY GOD. HO..
ASDFSJKL;GJ;LASJLSKL;FA;ASGJKL
*SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS*
*___________________________________________________*

First he refuses to ever remove his shirt and we've to survive on measly between-shirt-and-pants skin peeks.. AND NOW THIS? The lines of his abdominal muscles, all that SKIN.. AND DAMN BUT THAT IS ONE SHORT SHIRT it was either you or Micchan that picked it for him, I bet *congratulates the both of you on a job well done* 8D

As for the Jaeho, that was one hella well-placed inner thigh grope.. complete with sliding up-and-down motion. AJKLDJA:KL *flails* ..Or should I say, not so well-placed? Could've been a l'il HIGHER. >:D

*sighs happily* Jaeho are so in love and married. "Yunho and I are getting married. From now on we are husband and wife." Jae so excited.. he just can't wait to get the news out *squishes him* <3

[machine_of_july]

ASPRIT MY DARLING MY LOVERRRRRRRRR *FLYINGSUPERGLOMPTACKLEHUGOFDOOM*!!! ♥♥♥♥♥

Oh yes, Ho has come such a loooong way. All that stretch of hard, hot skin... I'm drooling all over again!!

And yes, YESSSS JAEGOD!! There has just ben so much effing beautiful beautifulness from the Dong Bang HQ that I dunno what to do with myself!!

And JaeHo is definitely getting bolder!! Yunho can't seem to keep his hands off his Boo not that anyone in their right mind would want to.

Oh one more thing... I expect you on MSN sometime in the next century again XDDDDD And that I've become a total pairing whore and will (and do) fangirl every Dong Banging pairing. Cuz. Yeah.

Going to read your ficcage now. EHEHEHEHE MILLIONS OF KISSES AND ORGIES ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[mikomi_tears]

YAY for fellow pairing whores!!! YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL THING! It's so refreshing to have a fellow pairing whore... >_> YSE! THEY have all become bolder and sexier w/each performance and video. Just a;skdfjas;ldjf...

YES! MSN! MSN! MSN! MSN!!!!!!!!!!!