Number 1!

[asplosions]

 It seems like a lot of people are missing, and a lot more are new.  Did we have a battle or something?  I'm really sorry I was gone, I didn't know!  Chiyo-chan was on leave and her father took us fishing for sea cucumbers because she hadn't gotten to do it that fall in Boston like they normally do.  And then when I got back the Victoria had left

Comments

[Private to Osaka | Unhackable]

[thesegreyskies]

You're one of the gunners, aren't you?

...you might want to avoid the Admiral for the time being.

Re: [Private to Osaka | Unhackable]

[asplosions]

Lieutenant Wisla! Y-yes, I remember you~

Did something happen while I was gone, ma'am?

[[She was such epic fail at the Academy she doesn't even have an officer's warrant. Everyone's "sir" or "ma'am", XD]]

[Private to Osaka | Unhackable]

[thesegreyskies]

Let's just say that the gunnery crew did not acquit themselves well in our last battle, and it's left something of a bad taste in the Admiral's mouth.

...also, I'm a Sub-Lieutenant. Not a full one. Yet.

Re: [Private to Osaka | Unhackable]

[asplosions]

So is that why all those people are gone? We got shot up?

Yes, ma'am, I'll try and remember that!

[pi_tothe_nth]

Wait... who are you? All the little digits coming out of the wood work...

[[lololol pretend this is from after the VII made port, I'm so doped up on codeine idk]]

[asplosions]

I'm Ayumu Kasuga, and I'm a part of this ship's crew. I think. If the Admiral isn't going to throw me off...

A-and I'm a... digit? What number do you think I am, Mr. Hat?

[pi_tothe_nth]

Mr. Hat? Heh. I'll work with that.

Somewhere in the range of -37 at most.

[asplosions]

Are you OK with Mr. Hat? Everyone calls me Osaka except Commander Edgeworth and the Admiral and I hate it. Just gonna make sure, since I don't even know who you are.

... that's pretty little.

[mayovice]

...

Took you long enough.

[asplosions]

It only took me as short as I could make it, sir!

... would you like some of my sea cucumbers, sir? I don't want to die yet~

[mayovice]

...

Send it over with a bottle of mayonnaise from the kitchen.

[asplosions]

I don't know if they'll be any good with mayonnaise, but as soon as I'm back on the ship, I'll get you some!

[findme_inthesky]

Welcome back to the ship. I don't think I've seen you beforehand, though.

[asplosions]

I don't think I've seen you before either, who might you be~? Are you one of the replacements from the battle?

[[oshi- imagine what's going to happen when she finds out he can fly]]

[findme_inthesky]

Haha, no. I'm one of the ship's cabin boys. I kind of run all over, so it'd make sense if you haven't seen me.

[Haha! Well, all he can do right now is hover but at some point ...]

[asplosions]

I guess you're not any of the ones I had help me with those fireworks last year. They were pretty close to replacing some of y'all that time, and the Admiral ordered me to go and buy my own in port.

I'm one of our gunners. I think. I hope, after this. But they only have Ensign Lamperouge along with me now, so I'll probably still be one of them. I'm Ayumu, but everyone usually ends up calling me "Osaka".

[karmauberalles]

. . .

[asplosions]

C-captain! Reporting back for duty, sir! I'm very sorry if I've missed any actions, sir!

[karmauberalles]

. . .

[asplosions]

S-sir?

... are you dyin' over there like the rest of the crew's gone and done?