7.23
Why is it that I only seem to watch SPN in the morning when I'm slightly hungover? I find it strangely comforting
Oh. from the amount of Castiel in the opening, apparently there's going to be plenty of Castiel in this episode.
Oh.
Okay.
"Didn't mean to offend (muahahaha dr evil gesture)"
"Course you did." OH CROWLEY. your voice is in particularly fine fettle
your face also
That tie, Dick, is a terrible tie. The most terrible tie. Geography teachers wouldn't wear that tie. I think it's about a foot wide.
APPARENTLY THE POPULATION OF HELL IS MUCH SMALLER THAN I THOUGHT
CANADA: ALL THEY COULD HAVE EVER WANTED
I mean just look at Crowley's impressed little smile. Also haha the standard rider, and it's amazing just how stupid Dick Roman comes off on screen at the same time as a proper old times spn villain
LOL DEAN ROLLING BACK ON HIS SHITTY PLAN
IT WAS A JOKE!!
YOU'RE RIGHT DEAN. THIS PLAN IS SUPER SHITTY. I'M NOT SURE WHAT SAM IS THINKING
pretty sure he's just meditating on the fact that his neurons have stopped connecting with each other since he's no longer able to form any sort of alternate plan, apparently plan-forming has now become impossible.
oh god. it's sad when they have to cup the idiot ball
CASTIEL NAKED COVERED IN BEES. Oh my god. That is such a beautiful image. I can imagine it. Like a vermeer. Bees. I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY COFFEE. COVERED IN BEES.
I can just imagine the preliminary scripts here
[explain why they can't come up with a better plan]
[find a reason why they can't call castiel]
[mention why they can't call bobby]
[mention that they have no spellbooks and stuff]
[radio turns on. it says where the villain is]
WHY.
YEEEES MAID BOBBY. okay I'm happy again now.
The possibility strikes me that we may spend this entire episode with maid bobby rather than actual bobby, and that pleases me greatly.
Oh my god, the lawyering
Beautiful
Makes me ashamed that we missed out on lawyer sam looking over deals
until I remember that episode where sam was terrible at lawyering
ALL FROM THE GOOD WIFE.
oh well hahahahahaha
Let's bone this nun
ugh, don't say puppy
grosss
"Go ask him, he was your boyfriend first."
oh snap
It irritates me that we had so much wank in fandom over Castiel's death
and yet here we are, having another super white man to man chat. HE DIDN'T EVEN DIE GUYS
Also it's the finale and monkeys are so clever and sensible
"I mean, how important is lipstick to you dean?"
JENSEN ACKLES'S POUT, HAHAHA
OH MY GOD
if there isn't a ton of Castiel/Dean fic with Dean wearing lipstick after this I will be DISAPPOINTED.
IT'S HONEY. I COLLECTED IT MYSELF.
donkeypunch your old grudges or help us in dick
dean. what the fuck do you think your sentences
are doing????
I have the feeling that Crowley has managed to insert a loophole in that contract. Certainly he's got something past dick or as my grandmother would say spotted richard I just can't believe otherwise
(MEgggggg)
Ohhh my god bobby's angry face. It's fucking disturbing. Iike a hamster that has something wrong with it. It makes me panic. TO THE VET BOBBY.
"Not in that particular body, no." OH SUSAN. you are my fave
Don't pour it all over the handle of the bone sword, you dope
but susan's suit is just lovely
I never knew dick roman's arms were so pale and hairy. huh!
KEVIN TRAN I HOPE YOU MAKE IT
oh you didn't
god susan stop being so deliciously evil
"SHUT UP." oh sam your argument skills
go be a badass
Castiel I understand you're mental right now but the reasons you are giving for not helping are so nonsensical and moronic I'm just not feeling it
bawww dawww he doesn't get a sandwich! cas's faaaaace
The soundtrack has gotten a lot better since Sera Gamble came off the show, I have to admit. Sorry Sera Gamble but what you thought was musically acceptable WAS NOT. even if this scene with bobby dying does sound slightly harry potter-ish
Aww, I really liked Dean's little 'nut up' speech. Probably one of my fave bits of the episode so far. Plus that lighting makes Dean look extremely fit-faced
Oh my god dean your face
ahh
ZOOMING SHOTS. IMPALA. SO SILLY. YES.
why. through the sign!! poor car
Ugh. Meg. You are so great in this whole scene sentence fragments
i just wonder what "Meg: Later, homenuggets." looked like on paper that they thought it would sound so brilliant
NOOO MEG
Ugh no don't take the time to explain Dean you're not Dr. No
Why even the second bone? What????? Now you have to stab him twice, that's not the element of surprise. I think it was just an excuse for Castiel to fly back into some boxes and make a mess FOR ACTION PURPOSES.
Now drama is fully established, they just poke him through like he's been awl-ed.
though the bone through the neck is pretty cool
OPENING SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh spn. you did gud there.
OH MY GOD THAT TWIST.
SO FUCKING GOOD.
SUPERNATURAL WERE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING GOOD FOR A MOMENT THERE????? WELL DONE
just everyone snapping away and disappearing!! Such a good idea, such a good scene. Sam didn't even chew too much!! Nice acting sam!!! You looked so alone!!!!!!!!! your little face!!!!!!!!!!!!! If Season 8 is about Sam getting Dean back like Season 6 was about Dean getting Sam back I will be mega fucking pleased as fucking punch
aaaahhhhh
Also What THE FUCK. Castiel is still. not. dead??????????????? I guess I just have to get over expecting him to be dead. I think that's the annoying thing. Like, each time I see him, I'm like OH, castiel's returning for one last episode and then it's not true and I'm startled all over again
OH MY GOD DEAN'S FACE IN PURGATORY. he has this like wide, wet, black eyes thing going on. jesus christ dean your eyes are enormous. It's really hot.
Deaaaaannnnnnnnn
I'll admit it, I fucking adored that ending. SAM'S COMING.
But vague second-hand spoilers I have caught wind of do sound bad!! Maybe the next season won't be all about Sam and Dean loving each other? NO, I CAN'T EVEN THINK IT
This episode started off shit, but got so incredibly good by the end. I feel like it was a proper Supernatural Season Finale, you know? I CARED. IT WAS GOOD.
also MeeeEEEGGgggg