PICSPAM TIEMS
ALEXANDER WILLIAM GAYSKARTH'S OTPS
"what's that marina? oh, no, sorry, jack can't talk right now. yeah, he's a bit busy, terribly sorry. can i take a message?"
WARNINGS: crackyness, potty mouth, caps abuse, weirdness
ALEX/PAINT-ON PANTS
dayum boi
ALEX/SEBASTIAN
OMG PUPPY
ALEX/HAPPY TRAIL
hmm i wonder where that leads?
ALEX/WINK
sup jack.
ALEX/BRACELET SHIT
i wonder if they're noisy when he faps. /sorry
ALEX/MANDALS
like, ew, feet, but, like, they're alex's feet.
ALEX/ASS
yeah, i just like this picture
WHITETRASH!ALEX/WHITETRASH!RIAN
DING DANG Y'ALL, don't take the picture if you don't want it on the internet
ALEX/JACK
there's no way they're not fucking
ALEX/SEX HAIR
jack was here.
ALEX/TERRORIST SCARF
with bonus suggestive!john ohh!
ALEX/DANCING
bom chicka waah waahh (btw, everyone should watch this while listening to random songs, it kind of wins- i put it to "i'm a boat" and it was brilliant)
ALEX/BEANIE/HOODIE
quick! public appearance! cover up the sex hair!
ALEX/PEACE SIGN
give alex a chance?
ALEX/PERKY NIPPLES
and a curvy blue penis.
ALEX/PLAID
you're all hobos.
ALEX/ZACK
it's so cute my uterus hurts. if you're wondering why i picked this picture, look where alex's head is. also zack has a pretty nice ass.
ALEX/MICROPHONE
microphone is not a synonym for dick.
ALEX/BRIGHTLY COLORED UNDERWEAR
mmmmmmmmm. marina likes a boy who doesn't mind announcing to the world that he's wearing bright ass yellow underwear. then again, marina doesn't mind girls who do that either...
ALEX/TRAFFIC CONE
not to scale
ALEX/VEST
i love that vest. i'd love it better off of him. also this picture would be way cuter if that was me in the middle. ADMIT IT
ALEX/ALCOHOL
letz git fuk'd up gimmeh dat alkuhawl (you know alex sings millionaires in the shower)
ALEX/BLACKBERRY
i'll admit it, i sleep on the couch with my phone right next to me too lol. CAN I GIT YO NUMBAH?
ALEX/OLIVER SYKES
sorry for the shitty manip, lol. i had to make something up because unfortuantely i'm not sure one knows the other even exists. REGARDLESS THEY BELONG TOGETHER FOREVER
ALEX/EYEBROWS
they're fierce. like some of those models from like, one of those "-istan"s.
ALEX/RIAN
socuteomgmybraindied.
in other news OMG I'M GONNA GO SEE PARAMORE 8D