Just got this some odd minutes ago from a class group mailing list.
TAURUS - The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.
Well now. I'm mostly flattered and a bit embarrassed, really.
Then I see this at the bottom.
12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
Well, shit.
This kind of crap has been around for 10 or so years now. And some people are still forwarding. Mmmhmm. Right.
The least the sender could've done was personalize it a bit; put in a little note, say 'hi', whatever, you know. Geez.
Make of that what you want. o_O