this is important
Pascale and Jana leave today. I LOVE YOU! I had an amazing time, these past couple of days. I can't wait until we all get together again this summer.
And now, a survey I stole from attractive women.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4: "...and things which cast no shadow, and just the everyday explosions on the street..."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. And?: Coffee Mug!
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?: Prison Break
4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 10:00 am
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?: 9:44 am... ohhh :(
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: Tom Waits telling me I'm innocent when I dream. How nice!
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?: 1.5 hours ago I got off the bus and stepped into work. A short walk.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at: I got a coffee and a cookie from upstairs. Healthy breakfast!
9. What are you wearing?: Old lady clothes.
10. Did you dream last night?: I do pretty much every night. Takes a lot of effort to remember.
11. When did you last laugh?: Probably yesterday.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?: My Edward Gorey calendar. Some tattooed chick named Maggie. Hot.
13. Seen anything weird lately?: Charles' driving, hahaha.
14. What do you think of this quiz?: You're innocent when you dream.
15. What is the last film you saw?: Thanks to Pat, I saw Scary Movie 4 last night for free.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?: Plane tickets.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: In Athens, an Australian man sat on my lap in a cab for 15 minutes.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?: Replace all of the crappy world leaders with my friends and family members, so as I would have INSANE COMPLETE CONTROL of everything.
19. Do you like to dance?: I like to headbang in the back seats of cars.
20. George Bush: Gulf War?
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: Eva
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: Rowan
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?: Yes, please please please please please please please.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?: "Everything is okay."
25. People who MUST also do this in THEIR journal: Seth Green
Electric Guitars Set to Rock Hell's Kitchen
April 25, 2006 - Halifax, Nova Scotia - Tomorrow night at Hell's Kitchen (below the Marquee) an ecclectic group of musicians will gather for their first, and perhaps only performance.
THE ELECTRIC GUITARS (Chris Fevens, James O'Brien, Carolyne IDon'tKnowHerLastName, and quite possibly Andrew Fleming) will perform hits like "On the Cover of the Rolling Stone" for their adoring fans.
One of the band's founders, Chris Fevens, was happy to talk about their upcoming performance.
"hehe i emailed them and they are going to let us on stage for half an hour > I wonder if they will let us on stage for that long," exclaimed Chris over the popular Internet Website known as MYSPACE.
The group plans on using instrumental techniques such as "jangling keys", "strumming Chris' Dad's ukulele", and "blowing Carolyne's clarinet" to evoke wild, unprecedented feelings of warmth and despair in the hearts of the audience.
Unconfirmed rumours state that Keith "Rock Out With Your Cock Out" Vickery may join them onstage for a historic meeting of musical talent and verbal abuse.
Fevens refused to comment on whether or not the Electric Guitars plan to tour. They could quite possibly be the saviors of rock music, the Canadian Liberal Party, and Edward Furlong.
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Media Contact:
Lauren A. Cool
Public Relations Officer
&%#&%%W^&* Entertainment Group
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lauren@&%#&%%W^&*entertainmentgroup.ca
And now, a survey I stole from attractive women.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4: "...and things which cast no shadow, and just the everyday explosions on the street..."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. And?: Coffee Mug!
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?: Prison Break
4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 10:00 am
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?: 9:44 am... ohhh :(
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: Tom Waits telling me I'm innocent when I dream. How nice!
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?: 1.5 hours ago I got off the bus and stepped into work. A short walk.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at: I got a coffee and a cookie from upstairs. Healthy breakfast!
9. What are you wearing?: Old lady clothes.
10. Did you dream last night?: I do pretty much every night. Takes a lot of effort to remember.
11. When did you last laugh?: Probably yesterday.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?: My Edward Gorey calendar. Some tattooed chick named Maggie. Hot.
13. Seen anything weird lately?: Charles' driving, hahaha.
14. What do you think of this quiz?: You're innocent when you dream.
15. What is the last film you saw?: Thanks to Pat, I saw Scary Movie 4 last night for free.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?: Plane tickets.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: In Athens, an Australian man sat on my lap in a cab for 15 minutes.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?: Replace all of the crappy world leaders with my friends and family members, so as I would have INSANE COMPLETE CONTROL of everything.
19. Do you like to dance?: I like to headbang in the back seats of cars.
20. George Bush: Gulf War?
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: Eva
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: Rowan
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?: Yes, please please please please please please please.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?: "Everything is okay."
25. People who MUST also do this in THEIR journal: Seth Green
Electric Guitars Set to Rock Hell's Kitchen
April 25, 2006 - Halifax, Nova Scotia - Tomorrow night at Hell's Kitchen (below the Marquee) an ecclectic group of musicians will gather for their first, and perhaps only performance.
THE ELECTRIC GUITARS (Chris Fevens, James O'Brien, Carolyne IDon'tKnowHerLastName, and quite possibly Andrew Fleming) will perform hits like "On the Cover of the Rolling Stone" for their adoring fans.
One of the band's founders, Chris Fevens, was happy to talk about their upcoming performance.
"hehe i emailed them and they are going to let us on stage for half an hour > I wonder if they will let us on stage for that long," exclaimed Chris over the popular Internet Website known as MYSPACE.
The group plans on using instrumental techniques such as "jangling keys", "strumming Chris' Dad's ukulele", and "blowing Carolyne's clarinet" to evoke wild, unprecedented feelings of warmth and despair in the hearts of the audience.
Unconfirmed rumours state that Keith "Rock Out With Your Cock Out" Vickery may join them onstage for a historic meeting of musical talent and verbal abuse.
Fevens refused to comment on whether or not the Electric Guitars plan to tour. They could quite possibly be the saviors of rock music, the Canadian Liberal Party, and Edward Furlong.
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Media Contact:
Lauren A. Cool
Public Relations Officer
&%#&%%W^&* Entertainment Group
###-####
lauren@&%#&%%W^&*entertainmentgroup.ca