[I] adsertor

[asphalt_skin]

Today, I helped a couple in their late fifties spice up their sex life by telling them which vibrators were dependable and wouldn't break after a few uses. Really makes me remember why I went into this business. And why I sometimes want to kill myselfI think I'm meeting my two new roommates today. A tattoo artist and...uh...a hobo? Shit, I don'

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[cursing_melody]

...hobo?

Oh, you better kill youself bitch - it'll be better than what I'll do to you when I get there.

[asphalt_skin]

You first, slut.

And my name's on the fuckin lease. Good luck with the fuzz and paperwork.

[cursing_melody]

Fucker - you're the one that works in the porn shop.

D'you think you're looking at someone who gives a shit?

[asphalt_skin]

No. Hobos don't usually give a shit. That's why they're hobos.

Yes. I work in a porn shop. I make money.

[cursing_melody]

NOT A HOBO!

So do whores.

[asphalt_skin]

Then I guess you won't miss rent. Good job.

[cursing_melody]

...ugh.

Paying to live in this shithole seems like a crime.

[asphalt_skin]

Well, tell me when you find somewhere nicer for this price.

[cursing_melody]

Living on the streets for free would be an improvement.

[watch_my_world]

*sits back and enjoys the cat-fight*